rachel

[allisonexplainsitall]

[heyholden]

November 1st

[ferret-with-a-knife]

December 1st

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[saprosappho]

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

The only real ally

[owlmylove]

“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college

[ven0moth]

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

[thoughts-memories]

[vine-blog]

Me as a detective

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Detective, this is a crime scene!”

2: “What?! Is this the murder weapon? [yelling angrily] Get off my dick!”

[hogoes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/3FWk1sqx8E/

[poonany]

Let her nap

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[thexfiles]

i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[vaguelycoolgrey-deactivated2016]

I can dead be sobbing in front of you with a broken heart and I’ll still crack a joke

[thexfiles]

me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time

[wildermouse]

current mood: I need to explore a deep misty forest very far away

[birdonahotdog]

[becausewhynoteathumans]

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time