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nathaniel | 28 | he/they main blog is amnesiaguy star wars/star trek

[frogayyyy]

we brought your gay little boyfriend back from the dead. happy pride ig

[astrotheyge]

I'll watch you sleep, pal. But you gotta wake up. I have been and always shall be your friend.

Project Hail Mary (2026) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

[reject-tiefling]

Bedtime doodle where they k-kiss and the Klingons fujo-out!

[cosmonautroger]

Mr Spock, Star Trek

[aphrostiel]

i love drawing spock in his vulcan robes

[gar-trek]

no this is so stupid 

[justsomeguycore]

i maintain that worf and riker have had sex but if you asked worf he’d be like Klingons Do Not Consider Frotting While Engaged In Simulated Combat Sex and riker would be like well it’s not a handshake

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holy-spockamole]

im actually gonna have an aneurysm why is he SO fine

[garaks-padded-bra]

Idk where you got this photo from girl and i might just be insane for noticing Instantly but i have like every pixel of tos memorised and im 200% sure that is a yassified facetuned spock

[garaks-padded-bra]

Who Did This

[garaks-padded-bra]

one time while watching star trek ds9 with friends i noticed a rock formation in rocks and shoals and was able to line it up on a discord call with the exact same rock formation present in the our man bashir cave. nothing is wrong with me. They call me rainman the way i am making it rain on these hoes and also due to the suspected autism, or whatever

[smileyobrien]

Hmmmmm (me, thinking)

[2nostrils]

AMOK TIME

[mephistopheles]

[tomatopine]

[ID: A playlist titled "spock explains pon farr to kirk" by user taken from amok time. The playlist is 4 hours and 5 minutes long and uses song titles to spell out an entire conversation, here transcribed in plain text:

"Captain, there are some things which transcend even the discipline of the service." "Would it help if I told you that I'll treat this as totally confidential?" "It has to do with biology." "What?" "Biology" "What kind of biology?" "Vulcan biology" "You mean the biology of Vulcans?" "Biology, as in, reproduction?" "Well, there's no need to be embarrassed about it Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees." End ID]

thanks to @nebulations for the ID recommendation to increase accessibility :)

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HERE IS THE PLAYLIST FOR THOSE WHO WANTED IT

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[affixjoy]

Oh my godddddd Jim having to cradle both Bones and Spock in his arms in Search for Spock.

I don’t care if you see it as romantic, but you have to admit that he loves them both so much.

[leolaroot]

EVERY fucking stupid liberals university in the star trek future their fucking student sketch comedy group OF COURSE has at least one Vulcan and it's like their thing where they're like "haha I bet you wouldn't expect a VULCAN in an IMPROV group!!!!!" as if this hasn't become such a fucking tired cliche like literally since 2063 every fucking comedy show has the token Vulcan to be the straight man. you're doing nothing. call me when you guys make an effort to actually include tellarites in the writing room instead of confining them to punch lines. and to be honest with you guys your Vulcan isn't even that good. his performance was highly derivative of T'min's work in the big bang theory 3 (the third big bang yheory. they make a lot of sitcom sequels in the future)

[pegasus737]

The last thing you said cannot be true because star trek is supposed to be a utopian future.

[leolaroot]

star trek is very demonstrably not a utopian future it's a broken society playing at paradise. we see hints of this earlier in the post when I mention university improv comedy groups

[vildo]

Same girl same

[kugelfische]