I don't bite

Just a matrioshkia doll of a woman (F25)

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[quiggyballs]

fruit gushers are a type of berry found in industrial biomes

[rannithebitch-deactivated202312]

haha, hey you're a pretty cool person *picks up your speech patterns and non-verbal habits*

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[7777777awawawa7777777]

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[ralzei1997]

this feels like an early homestuck gag. like this is the type of weird object dave strider would ironically display, unopened

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[atheneum-artistry]

Happy Golden week yall :3

[kyupiddopluto]

And Ad guy and a not so Ad guy

[landmineblogging]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[heartwarminganimals]

Ploop ploop ploop

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it