Heyyyyy, really wanna embrace my slvt era. Anyone who reblogs this can get some hung gock in their dms. But it's okay. If you're shy you can just like it instead. Shy toys are as adorable as needy ones~

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Heyyyyy, really wanna embrace my slvt era. Anyone who reblogs this can get some hung gock in their dms. But it's okay. If you're shy you can just like it instead. Shy toys are as adorable as needy ones~
i saw someone say nobody needs to know what a .txt file is anymore. what the fuck is the world coming to
unironically i think we need to bring back computer labs because APPARENTLY some people WERENT taught basic computer literacy and internet safety in school
things about computers/the internet i think kids should be formally taught in schools because theyre important to know and the amount of soon to be grown adults i know who know NOTHING about any of these is quite frankly almost all of them (and resources to learn if you dont know these things, because its never to late to get better with computers)
how to troubleshoot by yourself when you have a technical problem
what common file types are
some very basics on how to use ""developer tools"" on your computer (because i cant think of a better way to refer to them) like task manager and command prompt (and their mac equivalents, terminal and activity monitor ofc)
how to read and understand a privacy policy and what your personal data is, as well as what it being collected actually means and steps you can take to keep it private
how to understand terms of service (hey. if you have trouble with reading legalese and worry about being able to understand these policies anyways, here's a site that gives basic summaries of privacy policies and ToS)
what a cookie actually is
internet privacy and your digital footprint!! seriously i dont know why we stopped teaching people that they shouldnt be putting their entire real identity online in a world where your online actions can ruin you irl
basic safety measures like antivirus software (and why you should use it or if the built in one on windows or mac is enough for you) and backing up your computer (also a mac guide)
common keyboard shortcuts (and on mac)
as an additional note: things i think everyone should know on computers and the internet but schools may bit hesitant to teach about for whatever moral/legal standards schools pretend to operate on
vpns and adblockers! (btw for most of these where you can pay for things im purposefully not recommending any specific software but seriously just use ublock origin for an adblocker)
how to not get a virus while pirating something
what a temporary email is and when to use one
red flags that you shouldn't trust a website (and how to quickly check the security of a site)
what javascript on a website does and how to disable it to get around paywalls
ok one last addition! if you want to take it one level higher, i think learning the very basics of at least one programming language is good for people. it makes computers less scary and it makes you feel very cool, and a lot of people get discouraged about it because it seems overly complicated and hard to learn outside a formal classroom setting, so heres some resources for learning the very basics of python (because i consider it the easiest language to learn and knowing one language will make it easier to learn others)
an online compiler so you dont need to download anything or worry about running code directly on your computer if that makes you nervous
a basic video guide to introduce you to python and walk you through beginner steps
a guide to some syntax and commands you should know (this was literally my lifeline in my first CS class)
some performance tasks to give you things to code to practice and assess yourself
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
WHO TF DOESNāT KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????
Oops gotta reblog she donāt play games
Girl I donāt fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!
I am terrified mind you
Ohā¦wellā¦double and give it to the next person
every time.
Tumblr is trying to kill me. I liked the post and it removed it from my dashboard so I had to go and check my likes
Also it is me. I do not know who this is. Iām assuming this is a real person and not a character from a popular piece of media? I got nothing
sheās actually a character from Holes! Itās a very good book honestly. Would recommend
people will insist humans are naturally selfish when feeding the birds is a common hobby. when there are wildlife hospitals you can call when you find an injured fox outside. do we get anything from helping wild animals? i don't think so. it's not personal. it's just nice. it's something we have the resources to do, so we do it. i think thats worth remembering.
How it feels when your trusting and optimistic nature thwarts a malicious plot you werenāt even aware of
An addendum:
Can everyone see these pictures of weird al
ah what a beautiful tgirl on my dash- WEIRD AL???
to anyone reading this: be proud of yourself for continuing onā even when you thought you couldnāt hold on any longer. I see you, I love you, and I am routing for you every step of the way.
telling all early 20ās tgirls that you can leave your relationship that isnāt meeting your needs, even if itās t4t, even if you used to be happy
im the best blog ever. i love you tumblr.
silicone has done so much for us we gotta appreciate silicone. theres tea diffusers. sex toys. uhhh those are the only two i can think of but both r important 2 me
lets give it up for silicone
Did you know that angels can worship each other?
Did you know that demons can taint each other?
Did you know that vampires can drink each other's blood?
Did you know that domestic dolls can serve each other?
Did you know that combat dolls can give each other orders?
Did you know that hounds can hold each other's leashes?
Did you know that witches can handle each other?
Did you know that spiders can wrap each other up?
Did you know that moths can be each others light?
Did you know that dogs can pet each other?
Did you know that gems can polish each other?
If you're dating a trans girl, there's a good chance she's going to ask you to not throw her away or abandon her. Depending on the girl she may say it outright, or she may talk about her lowest lows and ask for affirmation, she may also frame it as kink, wanting to be owned, or kept as a pet.
If you are to love trans women, you need to say you're in it for the long haul, because otherwise you're simply a timer waiting to ring.
I didn't realize this was so common with trans girls. The abandonment fears have not diminished as I've gotten older, because I've experienced more abandonment. I've started trying to let people know this about me up front, because I want some sense of commitment, especially the longer a relationship goes. These are some of the things I've said to people I've been interested in.
I just have this gut fear of abandonment.
I tend to hide when Iām emotional, have my whole life. Iām not sure the last time I felt safe enough to let all my sadness out in front of someone. I think because of worries over abandonment. Like who would want to stay with me?
I have a dumb fear that anytime I share something with you, it will be one weird thing too many for you to want to date me (I have issues with abandonment)
I have a history of having stronger feelings than the other person, and if I mention my fears they seem more likely to leave me. So I usually try to not. I really do have abandonment fears, based on past experiences.
I can feel myself falling for you and it scares me, because I worry you wonāt feel the same way (thanks fear of abandonment).
Iām avoiding saying the thing Iām not saying also because once I do, it will increase my attachment to you.
A lot of my blog is hornyposting, but underneath I'm a trans girl with a lot reinforced fears of people leaving me.
This is the first year of my life I haven't carved pumpkins. I don't feel any sort of loss but it is. Weird.
did anyone else grow up falling asleep to those screaming packs of coyotes
this is a serious question btw i need to know how many ppl had a similar experience
i did!!!
āTrick or Yeet!ā I shout to the children when I open the door. āYeet?ā one says confusidly. I shrug. āYeet it is.ā I throw the child.
Not HalloweenĀ but, okay.Ā
okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason
Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter
CHOOSE YOUR FIRST MONSTER!!!
FIDOOM
Perfect for explorers, as it tries to dig up everything it can smell. It opens up dungeons and pits to hell surprisingly often, occasionally directly under its owner.
GOYLEFINX
A great choice for the cautious adventurer, GOYLEFINX is able to see 9 seconds into the future so it can warn its owner of impending danger. However, it occasionally decides to let them get hurt just to keep them humble.
SLUGMARINE
A delight among culinary adventurers, as the oily slime it secretes can be used in all sorts of wonderful recipes that are normally hard to come by on the road. Unless you cook it expertly, it's *extremely* poisonous.
HEADSCRATCHER
Frequently chosen by villains in training, this oddball bat prefers to scheme and strike from the shadows rather than attack directly. It will create traps for its owner to keep them sharp.
fidoom is so me