disorganized chaos page

he/him | this is a place for me to scream into the void

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[mrsterlingeverything]

You never recover from being weird in middle school

[woodrider]

hence why we are on tumblr

[fallingtowers]

teens are reportedly "serpentmaxxing" by crawling on their bellies and eating dust all the days of their lives

[transmascreplica]

[i-am-a-fish]

healthcare should be freeeee what the hell are we doing dumbass government what are we paying you for

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 3 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[facts-i-just-made-up]

How much calamari can fit in the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?

Not much, it’s already full of Cesare salad.

[luckeyzs]

see him schmoove

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

big day today

[buryymeinblack]

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

[buryymeinblack]

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

[daysleftofsecondterm]

happy Wednesday the 12th on 892 days left

[vetchtibbles]

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

[teacupsandcyanide]

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

[galaxywarp]

you say you’re not scared and yet you refuse to enter my rendering distance

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[yesornopolls]

Do you ever pet your pet(s) with your feet? My cat loves feet for some reason so I indulge him by petting him with my feet. Is that weird?

Do you ever pet your pet(s) with your feet?

Yes

No

See results

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[deergirlsrituals]

the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

[bladeemaid]

no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.

[deergirlsrituals]

[ravioliet]

hello allo tumblr user, just out of curiosity why are you always saying "aroace people can still choose to date and have sex!" and never "allo people can still choose not to date or have sex!" just out of curiosity of course! come closer! i just wanna talk! come closer!

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.