[pglang]

it's NO-vember. Don't ask me for shit

[dailyshowbiz]

THE OFFICE · 6x16

[funnytwittertweets]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[wordgirl179]

[michellepsychologist]

Good news amidst all this chaos

[sizvideos]

[kingkyllo]

This makes me so happy

[ihadsuchhighhopes]

And if you can’t find a dad

a lesbian will work just as well

[jimmy-tiberius-deactivated20200]

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

[coolkarmact]

Proof that some oracle is in the writing team at Brooklyn Nine Nine

[labella-instagram]

[throwbackblr]

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[awesome-picz]

Photos Of Sleeping Pups In A Puppy Daycare Center Are Taking Over The Internet.

[diekingdomcome]

They look so comfortable

[fuckyahumor]

babies omgggggggg

[photos-of-space]

Moon Pattern

[animatedamerican]

… wait, something’s not right with the caption here. That can’t be the same time each day, that’s not how moonrise times work – moonrise at the new moon and at the full moon are almost twelve hours apart.

Okay, I have googled the image and found a more precise explanation: this is the calculated position of the moon at intervals of 24 hours and 41 minutes, thus capturing the way the time of moonrise drifts backward over the course of the lunar month. Further, this composite represents the 28-day cycle but actually took a year to capture, owing to weather difficulties.

Still an amazing composite photo, and deserves proper credit.

[kitty2i-blog]

[chazzfox]

Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh

[chronolith]

TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

*soft dad snickers*

[oxfordsandafros]

A1 Dad humor

[skiplo-wave]

Omg her panicked mom voice literally scared the cougar away

[bey]

pale

[theclassyissue]

Pic by: bosslogic

[mens-rights-activia]

This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck

[foxshaped]

You’re telling me there are people who actually think in sentences? Like full ass grammatical sentences?

[neanderthyall]

Some of yall dont think in full sentences?

[lizzibennet]

my nonverbal ass is shook bc apparently (according to the replies) people who think in sentences also read in mental sentences… like when ur reading it’s as if there is a voice inside their heads reading it as if out loud. w i l d

[shadowdragonia]

Wait….wait what? How else do people read? What goes through your head when you’re reading?