A Star Is Born

Hello world, as many of you know, I am Rachel Puckerman. Mother, Wife, Singer, Broadway Star, Actress. I do it all honestly. I am happily married to my handsome husband Noah, and proud mother to our beautiful daughters, Caroline and Leonora, with one more on the way! If you have any questions just ask!

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P: I'm excited to see them too.

R: I know you are.. Hmm. I love you, baby.

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My three year old is amusing.

Miriam was upset we didn't get her regular milk yet, and complained about the Almond milk.. Caroline told her "Nana, moah-man milk is better for you, and it doesn't hurt manamals, cows don't like when you tug at their uttes, and it doesn't make my sister sick. Please drink it." And she did just to make Caroline happy. Best part is she said it was alright. Figures it would take a three year old to make her realize that. So proud of my girl!

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R: I agree with that.. she is now saying its ungodly for a son to make his mother go out this late.

P: I'm already in the fucking elevator after working all weekend. She can either drink our shit or go buy her own. Simple as that.

R: Tell her when you get in. Can't wait to see you. The girls will be excited daddy can see them before bed.

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P: She can deal with it.

R: I agree with that.. she is now saying its ungodly for a son to make his mother go out this late.

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P: Fuck. What's wrong with the milk we have there?

R: She said it isn't real milk. How is she expected to drink 'this crap' is her exact words.

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R: Your mother wants you to get some milk on your way home.

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[fredweasleywheeze]

Yeah, i’ll be fine.

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Alright, If you need someone to talk to, let me know. We can get lunch or something. 

[betterthanyour-littleblackdress]

Migraine.

Again. 

[rachel-berry--puckerman]

I hope you feel better, Quinn. 

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[fredweasleywheeze]

Well congratulations. If you’re happy with it, more power to you, I guess its really a blessing. Im… Ok. Not as great as you obviously, but I’m ok.

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Oh? What is going on? Is everything alright?

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Getting big..

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[fredweasleywheeze]

Well you definitely have that, its like a Jew baby little league team. I’m sure you do Rachel.

[rachel-berry--puckerman]

Eh. Its well worth it. Three girls and a boy! We're happy with it.. how have you been? 

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[rachel-berry--puckerman]

Yea he has.. four kids in three years. Also, who do you think dresses her, Santana?

[fredweasleywheeze]

Geez does the word condom mean anything? I’m just a little surprised, based of the way you dressed, who knew you had any type of fashion sense.

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We wanted a big family, though we didn't expect twins.. I have nice things, Santana

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Thank you, Santana! We also have a one year old daughter, and are expecting again! She is really precious though, thank you!

[fredweasleywheeze]

Jesus, Pucks really been hard at work hasn’t he. You’re welcome, You could probably even take some fashion advice from her.

[rachel-berry--puckerman]

Yea he has.. four kids in three years. Also, who do you think dresses her, Santana?

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[fredweasleywheeze]

Well Caroline is freaking adorable. I mean who knew you and Puck would make such a cute kid.

[rachel-berry--puckerman]

Thank you, Santana! We also have a one year old daughter, and are expecting again! She is really precious though, thank you!

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[fredweasleywheeze]

Ok, that litterally has to be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

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Thank you, Santana! That is our eldest daughter Caroline!

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[producerpuckerman]

Rach, she’s practically a baby. 

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I know that, Noah. She doesn't dress like this every day. She told me she feels like the 'pwettiest giwl in dah world. Fank you mama" and yeah. Its for one day and she looked adorable!

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Mother daughter day. Breakfast at Tiffany’s and cupcakes!

[producerpuckerman]

Why is my three-year-old dressed like she’s twenty-three?

[rachel-berry--puckerman]

She picked her own outfit. She looks adorable, Noah. The sunglasses make her look older, your mom got them for her.