It’s Me Hi

I’m the problem….. it’s me

[rachela1630]

Why is your tumblr name make you look like a pornbot

I like to disappoint.

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[oldwayout]

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

[teruterusky]

[neosatsuma]

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[imptwins]

i am about to become the most annoying human being on planet earth.

[voidsentprinces]

Free Shared Trauma!

[theropoda]

being on this website as it gets worse really makes me understand what it feels like to be a highly specialized species suffering under habitat destruction

[important-cat-pics]

[tboylucifer]

Poor G'raha, he must be so sore all the time. Because I bet the first thing everyone does when they get back home from Ultima Thule is rail him absolutely fucking senseless. I'm going to literally throw him over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes and drag him off to the napping room.

[salonduthe]

Osijek, Croatia.

Leaf art by Nicola Faller of Slama Art project.

August 2021.

(source)

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[akindplace]

do you guys remember actually socializing on social media instead of seeing ad after ad after ad

[oldtltsideblog]

She yearns

[forgotaboutnoodle]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to Ianthe Tridentarius*

[mini-moss]

Fiery moments 🔥

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[pjeckleburg]

i hate the "we should only have queer actors playing queer characters" argument for several reasons. but what annoys me the most is that people who argue this straight up don't realize that it's illegal to ask someone about their sexuality in relation to a job interview. like an audition. i don't think breaking anti-discrimination laws to screen people's sexualities to determine their employment is the woke take you think it is.

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[theesteppenwolf]

Knight Enchanter of the Imperial Court (2025)

Wanted to post the new version separately since people have found my old one again