I like funny things

If I take a funnel to the sternum, you're drinking the chicken shake

[dankmemeuniversity]

[eauudenil]

😫

[skopostheorie]

[wagahai-da]

teacher: i’ve uploaded a scan of the reading to the course page

scan:

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

why would they use that image for this

[anxietyproblem]

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[tooiconic]

wow this is a fucking mood

[dankmemeuniversity]

[remanence-of-love]

[usedpimpa]

[fuckyeahbats]

BEHOLD

[carnival-phantasm]

If you were in charge of Brazil, what would be your policies?

everybody has to come to brazil

What if I don’t?

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

Let this be a warning.

[maxeth]

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

[pumpkinradish-deactivated202004]

Now THAT is a horror game

[wartortling]

this is just how ikea is

[penknight]

NO OK but for people who dont know this is a game based off of an SCP! SCP-3008 is a huge IKEA that has grown beond its physical boundries. It has its own day and night cycle, as shown by the lights shutting off. And thats when the Staff become aggresive. Anyway sorry for fanboying heres the link to the game

https://nmkd.itch.io/scp-3008

And here is the scp!

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008

[nostalgia-corp]

@idellandre

[wroughtwheat]

Ah this is back. This game received multiple updates that it doesn’t look this bland. There’s survivual mechanics and fort building. Its good

[crashelyn]

As an Ikea employee, this is terrifying. Just being in a semi-dark empty Ikea is unsettling.

[catchymemes]

[02613]

[babyegg-deactivated20250610]

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

[croptopdelapistola-deactivated2]

Whats up u depressed bastard

[koichihirosespants]

me today

[sillyraycyrus]

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her