hot mess

the cake is an alternative fact

[t3rtykalach]

notice how Armand stares at Daniel as they enter the room but immediately lowers his gaze the moment Daniel glances his way. and then looks back up once he turns away. yeah. so anyway.

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[preacherboyd]

The Vampire Lestat | The Devil's Road

[giadishere]

Sarah Swire as Tough Cookie in THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

[thickness-protection-program]

Well... Have you tried being bisexual?

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[hiitspussyhands]

Should vampires be bigoted? Was the daughter they got killed insensitive to her father's trauma? Why don't these ancient monsters have my exact same progressive 21st century values? Must be bad writing. Was the abusive noblewoman relatable? Were everyone's pronouns respected? Was all that incest and torture really necessary? Are the murderers my friends?

[sin-djarin]

“I’m too old to—“

WRONG.

You are above ground and breathing.

Do the thing.

[devilsminionbby]

[doiclenchmyfists]

I think about these pics often.

[anancientheart]

there’s something about becoming older where everything feels finite. summer isn’t endless, love isn’t eternal. you move homes, your favorite boots fall apart, your dog dies. everything feels consuming and beautiful when it is believed to be eternal. now it is all precious. everything. and there is a melancholy that comes with it.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

[mymycorrhizae]

Armand looking gorgeous in the finale

[chrliekclly]

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[fantasmadebarovia]