pees

yeah

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[hiseyeisonthesparrow]

ayyyy wuzzup 😜I'm boutta get ZONKED 🍃outta my mind 🤯 on this new strain they're calling "the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil" 🍑🍎🌳 I'll lyk what goes down 👇

[gryffon]

[bright-eyes-hope]

Let's get flattened by mama.

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified chicken post

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[femmedummy]

quitting my job to become a lake monster

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[thyrell]

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

[thyrell]

youd be hosing me off the asphalt for hours

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[grey-rays-of-sunshine]

[ID: bluesky post from Chat (@/oofadoofa) reading: "birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born /End ID

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[destielmemenews]

"Lindsey Graham, a longtime US senator and key ally of Donald Trump, has died from a sudden illness, his office said on Sunday. He had just turned 71.

Graham’s abrupt death will send shock waves through Washington and the Republican party. He had served in the Senate since 2003, representing South Carolina, and was running for re-election in November."

The Guardian

CNN

BBC

[sabertoothwalrus]

aughhhhh my head hurtds #mygrain

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[poppinslibrary]

My favorite type of Regina is Regina looking at Emma when she's looking away

[pien-art]

MADAM MAYORRRRR