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Public library makerspace wizard by day. Sad comic book nerd by night. She/Her. Icon by Sarah Graley.

[iwasbored777]

Fanfic writers after watching the honda odyssey scene in Deadpool & Wolverine

[littlegoldfinchh]

Hey are you the person who photoshopped the picture of Dolly Parton holding the sword from bloodborne? Because I did this

YES I AM AND HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT'S AMAZING!!!!!

[vivalatinamerica-deactivated201]

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

[cmonandhauntme]

[chronicowboy]

[meddlsome]

Me: I'm 17

Millenials: cool cool no doubt

Me: I was born in 2002

Millenials:

[meddlsome]

Hello millenials, here's your reminder that people born in 2002 become legal adults in 2020

[highqualitykhakis]

That cant be a fact, I refuse to believe it

[cargopantsman]

[tredlocity]

Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.

Me:

[xmagnet-o]

Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?

[tredlocity]

That is…

100% what that movie is.

[lesbianrey]

good good star wars boys

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I hate how well this works

[thememerycorner]

Dad: Sleeping soundly at the couch while TV is turned on.

Me: Tries to change the channel.

Dad:

[cykelops]

you think youre a loki stan? my dad turned off Thor 2 after loki fake died. I had to spoil the ending for him so he would finish it

[cykelops]

picture a 64 year old man with the temperament and the looks of ron swanson watching the Thor: Ragnarok trailer completely blank faced, until Loki shows up and he smiles and says “Mira! Ese es Loki”

[behindthefourthwall]

[rainnecassidy]

this remains one of my favorite posts of all time

[theotherjax]

I try not to MCU but this is Wholesome.

[elasticitymudflap]

i can never face my family again

[inabasket]

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

[yourownpetard]

always reblog

[c-bassmeow]

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

[luckyraeve]

the Thor trilogy

[cogentranting]

Thor Ragnarok is really all about how nothing unites two siblings like ganging up against the third sibling. 

[arahir]

i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

[arahir]

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

[arahir]

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”

OH MY GOD

[hashtagloveloses]

according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way

[rachelraygun]

BTW I barely post on Tumblr anymore, but I'm active on Twitter if y'all wanna follow me

My Twitter handle is @rachelleereed

[rachelraygun]

THERE IS NO GREATER SOOTHING BALM TO A LONG DAY OF TRAVEL THAN MY FAVORITE FAN FIC UPDATING

Thanks @take-me-tom-hiddleston!

[take-me-tom-hiddleston]

Ahhhhhh thank you!!! I hope you enjoy it! Please let me know what you think!! This chapter was really a tough one to finish.

(Anyone else interested, ch. 30 of my Loki fic “Ruin” is up! https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9814924/1/Ruin )

[rachelraygun]

IT WAS SO GOOD! Poor Amelia just can't get a break 😭

[rachelraygun]

THERE IS NO GREATER SOOTHING BALM TO A LONG DAY OF TRAVEL THAN MY FAVORITE FAN FIC UPDATING

Thanks @take-me-tom-hiddleston!

[ofools]

I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself

[ofools]

I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book