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hocotate

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva

when a meme hits so close to home

saaavx0h

uhm… this is me… I commented that… wtf

kant-deactivated20190908

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO

mattressblowoutsale

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

mylittleapricot

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

klingoff

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

mothurs

tfw ur bi and with a person of the same gender and people automatically classify u as a #gay and think u were just too afraid to say so. or tfw ur bi and with a person of the opposite gender and people automatically think u outgrew the #bi phase and are now a #normal kid.

crowith

lethbian

me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great

bagelgay

pretty tired of straight girls putting shit like “cutest couple” and “👭” on pictures of them and their best friend like we get it u don’t take wlw relationships seriously and it’s all a big joke 2 u

memewhore

tittily

the little flower at the top is a nice touch

youre the raddest person ever. i follow u on social media/we kinda know eachother irl...but just wanted to say that i love everything u post. your ~aesthetic~ is so dope, & i wish u were my girlfriend

WOW this is super duper nice pls tell me who u are!! i probs think you are super rad too!! 💖

woodmeat

yall playing pokemon go vs me playing pokemon go

averagefairy

i’m just so glad i’m not still 13 years old and hating girls who wear too much makeup and heels to school. i honestly spent way too much time as a teen being like judgy and stupid and weirdly overly proud of the fact that i wore dirty converse every day. the day i stopped hating girls was like a magical portal to a much better living experience and i highly recommend it because girls are amazing. all of them