boom

your local dumpster fire

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[n1ghtcrawlers]

[laterkiss]

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[bluphlox]

your Neopets are thriving

I drew this when I was trapped in a room for hours with my dogs during the 4th and running through nostalgia playlists to help block out the fireworks. Might not be as cool as showing off your tiger folder in 1st grade, but I'm still happy with it!

[Print]

Reposting cause I messed up the indexing oops lol

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[thememoryofwhoiwas]

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[omtai]

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

[depsidase]

[drhorsekiller]

[sleepy-bebby]

[darya-bell]

Hug 🤍

[arthousephil]

Being a phannie rn as everyone on the internet talks about dan and phil: