BARBIE HORSE DREAMS WITH GUNS

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[racoonjohn]

Hi!! 😳 Do you take commissions? I am madly in love with how much personality you impart in your art. Specifically Arthur Morgan x OC SFW.

Hello! Thanks a lot for asking, I'm glad to know you'd like to get a drawing from me. My commissions at the moment are closed but when I'll reopen them I'll make a journal on DeviantArt, I'm Vanycat there. And I do draw Canon Characters x Oc so I'll be happy to draw an Arthur x Oc sfw for you 🤗

[staff]

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[toki-pona]

unfortunately, a lot of the userbase won't opt out. those who don't see this post, those who have posted to tumblr but don't anymore, users on older versions of the app who forget to opt out next time they're on desktop, etc. the point of making it opt-out is to take advantage of people who wouldn't have opted in but don't/can't opt out in time. automatically opting out people who have discouraged search crawling is a gesture that helps Tumblr look more kind, but from the fact that everyone else has to manually opt out, Tumblr is definitely not looking benevolent.

I wonder, will Tumblr/Automattic be selling images from deactivated blogs? I assume deactivated blogs can't opt out.

when will they start selling this data? Is it already too late to keep them from selling every image you've posted before you opted out?

and if they're especially malicious, I wonder if they could get away with saying "this image is from a blog that's opted out, but it was reblogged by a blog that hasn't opted out, so we're selling the image that's on that non-opted-out blog."

making users need to opt out to keep their images from being taken and sold is a shitty move that makes it clear Tumblr/Automattic don't respect our privacy, and @staff are really not giving us much info here to suggest otherwise.

[deviousshadowpersonal]

There's literally no where safe to post creative works anymore. Everyone please nightshade/glaze your work.

[racoonjohn]

Hello, can I ask a question in the DMS?

hello, sure ;P

[vanderlindeee]

unbelievable 🙄

how dare he sit like that

[racoonjohn]

fhsdkfh why does he have this kind of energy????

[racoonjohn]

Things that John would do based on our gameplay:

- Yeet his horse on another horse in order to create a massive horse crash and then jump on the wild horse to tame it. No time to get slowly closer to the horse, this boy has stuff to do and places to be

- Put a deer on the back of his horse and carry it around the whole map to visit the graves of everybody. For some reasons the deer never rots. Start to call the deer Arthur. Brings him to visit his grave too. Had Abigail close the door on his face when he tries to explain why that specific deer HAS TO BE ARTHUR AT THIS POINT

- Find a dead guy on top of a frozen mountain. Take his rifle. Realize that it's worse that the one he just throwed away and see it slowly slide down on the side of the mountain. Proceed to run after the rifle, both struggling and sliding, until the very bottom of the mountain. Retrieve the original rifle. Get attacked by a bear.

- "HEY MISTER!" *falls off a cliff at full speed*

- Need a bull's skin, doesn't want to get caught. Channel his inner cowboy (it went *well* the last time he stole sheep's with Arthur, what could possibly goes wrong AGAIN??). Hop on his horse. Chase the bull out of its enclosure and push him into the marsh outside St. Denis feeling like an absolute winner. Hop off the horse, lasso the bull. Strike the bull and just as a shot of instant karma GETS MAULED BY A SURPRISE ALLIGATOR

- "I need a bath" goes into the water on top of his horse and cross the river.

[racoonjohn]

I'm not sure if the RDR2 fandom is still active but I came across your fanart for the rdr2 mini bang and I am just IN LOVE. Your art is amazing thank you, thank you so much for making Arthur so big and John such a sub. Love your work a lot <3

We are super glad you enjoyed the art that we made!! Working with the writers of the mini bang and the reverse bang has been such a pleasure!! It's the first time that we partecipate in events like these and we've met so many wonderful and super talented people 😭❤️👌 also,

[racoonjohn]

Your werewolves of the west au looks amazing omg I am obsessed with the concept

Ajdkskjsj thank you so much!! We are glad you like the concept! We still have so many headcanon that we want to share with the world but things have been very busy for us in the last years 😭

I hope I can manage to finish one post that I've started long ago about the whole werewolf gang!!

[racoonjohn]

What breed of horse is the Cuss ? (John Horse)

He's a thoroughbred, the brindle one that you can buy at the Strawberry stable in story mode ❤️

In our headcanons John bought him while he was traveling down from Pronghorn Ranch to Beecher's hope (he wasn't a good investment as well ahah)

[racoonjohn]

The rdr2 taxidermist challenge changes you

Yesterday we were driving into the country side and a woodpecker crossed our path and flew on a nearby tree. And instead of looking at it in awe we both clenched our hands and stared at it like we were ready to throw hands with this bird, literally ready to annihilate it with our thoughts.

[racoonjohn]

How have you been friend?

Basically like this

[pressx-to-not-die]

Drew an outdated meme cause it made me laugh when I thought of it

[racoonjohn]

Hey I hope you guys have been doing well! I really love this blog and the content you guys make is awesome! I wanted to ask, do you have anything interesting to say about werewolf Kieran? I love Kieran in general and his werewolf design is fantastic, so I was curious if you guys had any headcannons for him. Thank you so much, and hope you two have a great day!

we're doing well, just very busy lately msdgjasdf thank you for sending this ask <3 I cannot resist sharing some werewolf Kieran headcanons as he's the GOOD BOY™!!

- Kieran wasn't a werewolf when he got captured by Arthur in the mountains. He was just Colm's stable boy. He was pretty scared by Colm's ability to turn into a werewolf... so imagine how stressed he was when he realized he ended up in a gang FULL of werewolves.

- After he gets taken by Colm at Shady Belle, Kieran returns to Dutch's gang all bloody and bruised, but alive. The other surrounds him, worried to death by his disappearance and surprised to see him back again... but just in that moment clouds move out of the way, and the full moon shines on Kieran. He fully loses control as he turns into a werewolf (as it always happens on the first transformation) and attacks the gang. Colm has turned him into a werewolf and sent him back to Dutch in hope that he'll kill as many of his gang before being taken down. Thankfully Arthur immediately switches into a werewolf and manages to pin Kieran down before he can make some real damage.

- The day after he’s confused and scared and 100% convinced that they will kill him, but instead it’s the turning point when the gang starts to open up to him more as they try to teach him how to be a werewolf.

- He's absolutely scared that he'll lose control again and hurt somebody or eat the horses (not gonna happen). He's also the tallest, lankiest werewolf that you can ever imagine. Always bump into objects and branches when he raises on two feet. But if that makes Mary-Beth laugh, then he's glad <3

[racoonjohn]

Hey! Hope everything is going alright, I haven't seen anything from y'all in a while! So thought I'd take a moment to say how much I've been enjoying your content! Your a great creator!

Hello!! Sorry to have disappeared suddenly!

We got very very busy lately as much happened in our life in the last months. We are also in the process of changing home and it's taking a lot of time to find a new one ahdgashd

But thank you for your great message! We are super happy to know that our content could brighten your day and we hope we'll be back one day with our cowboy shitposting! :D :D

[racoonjohn]

Too few truly see the man that Arthur Morgan is; that man beneath the gruff threats and dangerous robberies. Fewer still see the heart that beats beneath that rough façade, to the soul beneath that is rarely seen and often scoffed as a weakness instead of an intrinsic part of him. Javier has watched long, observed and understood things that no others have bothered to, and he has developed something of an obsession with unravelling the strongest man of the Van der Linde gang.

[…] “You have loved, compadre,” Javier remarks one night, the fire’s light faded to skin-warming embers. All are asleep but for them and he tunes his guitar with gentle strumming against soft humming that he pauses to catch the reaction to these words, ones he has crafted and shared after hearing hints of something more than passing fancy. Arthur works to bank the coals to be fed air and wood anew come morning, but he stiffens at the words like they are accusations cast at him. “I ain’t one to talk about Mary,” he says, his soul torn and raw still from being the one found wonting. […]

PATIENT OBSESSION by @sentanixiv

@rdrbigbang Reverse Bang, YEEEEAH!! Ok, not only we were starving for Javier / Arthur stories and thought that this Reverse bang could be the perfect opportunity to quench our thirst, but we also got paired up with @sentanixiv which already wrote so many wonderful work inspired by our posts, we couldn’t believe it!! This story it’s so in character that we now turn on the playstation and expect to see these scenes in game and it’s wonderful to see the story between them developing since Javier joined he gang, and unfolding slowly and beautifully! Go give it the love it deserves!! ♥ ♥ ♥

[racoonjohn]

If the Van Der Linde Gang actually managed to settle down in, let's say, John's ranch, Dutch would be SO INTO town fairs.

Like if there is the challenge of who got the biggest pig he would purposefully go to all the other challengers to spy on their pigs and be like "Hosea you don't understand. Their farm gets money from THE STATE! This is exactly as cheating! John's pig DESERVES to win!"🌟

And Hosea would look him dead in the eyes and say "Would be a real shame if that pig got lost into the woods... Don't you think?"

Because they are both competitive whores and they NEED those prize ribbons.🎀🎀🎀🎀

[racoonjohn]

Hosea: Dutch............. did you feed people to John's pigs to make them grow fatter in time for the town fair?

Dutch: Ok, hEAr me OUT, Hosea. I feed them Pinkertons. They came for John and I had NO OTHER CHOICE.

Hosea: DUTCH!! *excessively loud gasp* you DO NOT feed PIGS TO PIGS. That's cannibalism!!

[racoonjohn]

The thing is that both Dutch and Hosea can BARELY resist stealing again, but cons? Like imagine if they have a whole batch of milk that goes bad and Hosea just say to John "I'll take care of this, don't worry"

And a couple of days later you sees him in Blackwater with a cart screaming "Miraculous youth cream!! Buy your miraculous youth cream here! Look at this man skin *points to Dutch* DOCTORS HATES HIM! He used my miraculous youth cream once and haven't aged a single day since!!"

[tecker]

It gives me great pleasure to share my contribution to the @rdrbigbang Reverse Bang event!!

Words cannot describe how honoured I am to have been teamed up with @racoonjohn (aka @martiverse9 and @vanycat)! I have followed their blog since I joined the fandom and have been a huge fan ever since! If you haven't checkout out their art, you absolutely need to head over to their page. They are amazing artists and just the sweetest people!

I also wanna give a huge shout out to @coldmorte for proof reading my fic - thank you my love, you're an absolute angel! Also to @ttuesday, without whom, I would have been stuck at so many intervals. You're my little potato angel 💜😘

NSFW/NSFT

Word count: >5k

Bit of fluff, bit of angst, bit of smut.

“D’you know who I am, who I ride with?” Bill shouted. His arms were beginning to ache from the awkward angle at which they were tied.

“Nobody cares. You’re ours now.” The man at the fire snarled. “You’re gonna make us rich, Williamson.”

Three days, he had been tied up for. Three days, and nobody had found him.Hell, he didn’t even know if anyone was looking for him.

‘Javier will be looking,’ he thought.

The sun was beginning to set, Bill’s knees were hurting something fierce, and he had an itch at the end of his nose that he couldn’t scratch. It was beginning to drive him up the wall, but there was nothing he could do. He was certain this damn wooden post he was tied to had given him splinters as well.

“You’ll regret grabbing me. You can count on it.” Bill said. “Dutch van der Linde don’t leave nobody behind.” He smirked.

The man at the fire got up and walked over to Bill, grinning like a mad man. “Well fat man,” he paused to look around him. “I ain’t seein’ no-one here to rescue ya. Ain’t seen no-one since we nabbed you back in Valentine, three days ago.”

Bill pulled at his restraints, growling. He knew his captor was right. There had been no sign of anyone from the camp coming to find him, and they hadn’t moved since he’d been captured. His captor laughed, walked around Bill, and settled into his tent for the night. Again, Bill would be left under the stars, sleeping as best he could with his arms tied to the post behind him.

Continua a leggere

[racoonjohn]

We cannot even begin to express how happy we are that we got paired up with @kitty-the-outlaw during this event. She was wonderful and super kind during the whole process; we loved every second of her story! All the little in-game references, the plot twists in the heist and the developing of their relationship, the awkwardness between them before and after sdfmhsdhfshdjsd SO GOOD!!! And oh how we adore that Bill was definitely sure of his feelings but wasn't sure on how to approach Javier, while Javier it's sure on how to approach him but it's unsure about his feelings...it creates so many p e r f e c t situation for them to drown in denial and feels sfkhdkfhkdf!! WONDERFUL WORK, WE COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR MORE AND YOU DEFINITELY MADE OUR DAY FOR MULTIPLE DAYS. We’ll cherish your fanfiction forever, thank you for quenching out Willscuella thirst ❤❤❤

[oska-the-frog]

[racoonjohn]

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