Peace and Love on Planet Pervert

Mostly shitposts. Find me on sideblog @tiredfudanshi, finnish shitposts @liitoshitsaaja and insta @myrdesky. Anders dragon age apologist except i do not apologize

[sashaforthewin]

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[tsunderrated]

Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

[achillesinhighheels]

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[some-kind-of-robot]

Favorite trope from real life experiences

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[skyedoms-seals]

Creature:

[strawberry-crocodile]

i do think there is a middle ground between making childrens cartoons your personality as an adult and pretending that any and all discussion around childrens cartoons is, like, dumb meaningless bullshit. like actually pedagogy and the culture and ideas children are exposed to are, like, super important. there's a reason people made sesame street and there's a reason conservatives fucking hate it. but also also if you as an adult are talking about Oscar the Grouch's morality as if he's a real person and not, again, a tool of pedagogy and culture, i think you should self reflect. yanno???

[strawberry-crocodile]

like idk watch the kids show read the YA book but understand the context and i dooooo think there's a good chance you would enjoy pushing your comfort zone. there's a post that's like "if you're genuinely convinced that most fanfiction is better than movies and tv it's a sign that you're craving more mature and complex media" like... i think it's counterproductive to frame this as a shame thing! there's funny messy fun interesting stuff out there that also has mature themes and moral complexity! give it a shot!

[strawberry-crocodile]

dip your toes into the 90s wave of mature anime, pirate some indie films, pick up that book series your mutuals keep talking about. grab a friend, give yourself an hour with something weird and challenging and funny! its literally fun

[strawberry-crocodile]

AND ALSO if you want to analyze the ways your old favorite kids show reflected the ideologies of its creators and either challenged or reinforced political narratives of the time i also think that can be really fun and rewarding

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[krakenteacups]

[kasaneteto]

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Teto answer my texts messages

[herpsandbirds]

[aidashakur]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.