where the tho(ugh)ts at

she/her this blog is my notes app

[duckdotcom]

party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

[racoonnest]

can we talk about how good my blog is! i

[aspenwitch]

[blackvelvetofnight]

guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over

[narwhalsarefalling]

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[racoonnest]

to love someone so much you compare them to the literal sun?!??!?! light COMES FROM YOU?!?!?!?! 

[cafeeconleche]

[starridge]

hold on i have to do something to this post but i’m at work

[starridge]

[johnny1note-deactivated20230521]

thinking about her (the ghost barbie from the 2012 haunted beauty series)...

[batmansdeadparents]

Okay, but this entire collection slaps.

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[kushblazer666]

[satanasaeternus]

[deadmegumi]

BECOME UNFOLLOWABLE

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[localairport]

just cried thinking about an airplane that is allergic to peanuts

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[cheesetime77]

TYPING ON HER PUSSY LIKE ITS MY NOTES APP 👩‍💻👩‍💻🫳🔥🔥🔥🔥