[tamamoland]

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20150]

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

[memyselfandhate]

what

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

If I had a cat he’d be right

[bluecolamusic-blog]

when people ask me how i could have repressed years of trauma

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weirdmageddon]

girls night girls night girls night

[shittycryptids]

a beekeeper but he only keeps one bee

[rtrixie]

Remember when a twitter bluecheck thought a picture of Mike Pence with a Greek Orthodox Bishop was evidence of Russian collusion?

[e8luhs]

i dont explain my poetry often

[theocseason4]

so much. So much..

[honeyglazedbabe]

[hotgirlmegan]

[mxnrique]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kestrele]

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

[depsidase]

[yourbabymoms]

i want donald glover to put on a shirt and stop that weird ass dancing and leave us alone

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[egberts]

self care is playing video games on easy and not getting embarrassed because you just want to have fun

[princessrhcenyra]

ahdjakak oh my GOD!!

also:

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

How do you "abuse" free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?

[headspace-hotel]

today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted 4 tampons in my vagina instead of my usual 1