can't you see

sometimes your words just hypnotise me

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[asukam]

Some of you people aren't even gay or asexual you've just neutered yourselves on cartoons

[asukam]

I'm def not saying everyone with kinks is like this but I feel like a lot of ppl who have crazy kinks just have to be virgins cos if they actually had sex they'd realize how weird cringey or awkward it would be to actually play out their fantasies in the bedroom idk

[girlprince-extraordinaire]

I can't find it but this reminded me of that one grindr screenshot that goes

so what are you into

OP: tentacles

and then it shows that they got blocked or smth and like. Yeah. What's a guy on grindr gonna do with the fact that you like tentacles. What does that even mean in an irl context

[girlprince-extraordinaire]

Found the img

[sofuton]

[the-rad-menace]

😳😳😳

[the-rad-menace]

[kronkk]

There’s no wrong way to pet a mole

[kronkk]

[rainbowglitterbunny]

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[paper-wounds]

“If I Am Killed For Simply Living” — Althea Davis

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[ablednt]

Woah you fetishize the concept of abuse that's so crazy transgressive no one's ever done that before it's not like woven into the fabric of our bigoted societies or something

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[plambus]

lowkey i kinda wanna fuck.... anybody ever felt like this before or am i the first one??

[radacach]

There is a void inside me I just can't fill no matter how hard I try with sex and drink and travel and self care and friends and family I just can't fill it and it gets bigger every day

[littleguysdaily]

[radacach]

Where the fuck are all the mascs. I can't live like this anymore omg

[radacach]

I miss my ex girlfriend fuck my life

[valtsv]

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible

[uncomfortablecliche]