the prodigal failson

he him

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[jasonstiff]

I made it a Movie Monday, and I went on an epic odyssey to see the movie EVERYONE is talking about: MINIONS & MONSTERS! Just kidding... The Odyssey in IMAX, of course. It was really good! Set aside some time!

[yswapy]

How Old Were You When You Realized You Don't Need To Sleep?

wait seriously? you still fall for that old trick ?

[yswapy]

Because I Am Advertising

I Work At An Esoteric Advertising Firm In The Basement Of A Sandwhiches Shop, And Most Days When I Lift The Grate To Get Into My Pit, I Do Cut My Hand On This Particularly Attractive Piece Of Bent Sharp Metal, I Told Them About This Over And Over, But They Dont Care. Hello, I Am The Creative/Campaign Director, And We Specialize In Subliminally Putting Secret Concepts Into Your Head Or Shape The Flow Of Culture Through Viral Memes And Hypnotic Wraith Magic

[plambus]

im think of getting into writing sentences. does anyone have any good beginner sentences i can right?

[dragongirlsnout]

[stretchedweighedmeasuredpacked]

[stretchedweighedmeasuredpacked]

god damn this website sucks ass

[sotherbee]

??

[sotherbee]

i was typing this...

[sotherbee]

someone unfollowed me over this

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[plambus]

starting tomorrow i'm gonna be doing the GOCAD diet

[plambus]

why are fuckers out here flirting in the coffee tumblr community. i dont even think thats coffee in the photo

[plambus]

maybe i should just start fuckin dudes

[plambus]

beautiful women named password was incorrect are contacting me on my computer login screen

[plambus]

the first tags i ever blocked were kidcore and babycore because they were peeving me the heck off

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[muscularguns]

[plambus]

did i just suck the cock of the summer