the prodigal failson

he him

[orcboxer]

No but really though I found out pjackk was gone this morning from this email

I don't remember that post at all so I tried looking it up and I can't find the post since it's deleted obviously so all I can find is this (all links are dead)

1. I never reported pjackk

2. I don't think pjackk ever said "Bulgaria is Following in Greece's Footsteps. Here's How We Stop It."

So I don't know, I report spambots and any particularly blatant fascists that show up in my notes, but I'm pretty damn sure I'd notice if pjackk was one of them. My only hypothesis is that maybe at some point I reported spam that was attached to a pjackk post I rbed and somehow pjackk got hit instead of/along with the bot? I have no fuckin idea

[orcboxer]

???????????????????????????????????????????

[orcboxer]

BOTH hands to god I didn't kill that man

[orcboxer]

[human-pet-they]

legitimately scary guy on Grindr has a very nicely tuned Steinway piano and wants to learn a duet. nervously looks around.

[umbreonguts]

i feel crazy why did his account come back for like an hour and then die again. genuinley how and why did that happen

[sreegs]

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

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💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[3liza]

PJACKK BANNED/DEACTIVATED AGAIN. I HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT THIS

[nqknucks]

i get off tumblr for 3 hours of my life and i find out that easter falls on June 3rd 2026

[feeblepeon]

ever since he got got his job at Slopworth industries, he did whatever he could to get ahead, even if that meant eating some of the sloppiest hog on wall street. Every day he would come into the office with his suit ironed, tie straight, and every night he would leave with his perfect hair frizzled and beard caked in saliva and pluj. It was at the end of the quarter, right around when the other slopworth workers would be expecting their Christmas bonuses, that a meeting was arranged between him and the sitting CEO, Clump Barrels. The meeting went well, the two men shook hands, and he quickly got to work on Mr. Barrels' bloated chode with utmost care. Cigar smoke filled the room. By the time he was done, the CEO had busted wicked white splooge five times out of his stupid penis. He looked up at his boss, who removed the cigar from his mouth and mused "well done... you've been promoted. Tomorrow you start as my personal suckpig"

[dummy-dot-exe]

[hotgirlcastiel]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[pleasuretrade]

the Leather Archives & Museum here in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and

[sacred-portal]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[ilynpilled]

[ilynpilled]

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

bratty succubus girl + her old driver's license proving she is legally an adult

[atelier-tamamoland]

THIS WAS A GOOD BIT I WORKED RLY HARD ON THAT DRIVER'S LICENSE,,,,,,,

[shesjustlikeme1]

I need IBS to stop fucking me so I can get fucked on the strap of a beautiful woman until I scream and pass out

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome