Eat My Shorts

Be a slut. Do whatever you want. Just don't hurt others plz.

[raveezus]

🌹 a rose, for everyone who’s sad today. you are loved.

[omghotmemes]

The hero we need

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[kitty]

[princesstigerbelle]

HEHROW?

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 

[bezoarcureforpoison]

Good dad.  Good boss.

[queva8-deactivated20180915]

Your dad is amazing!

[riverblujay]

Best Dad. we stan.

[fortheloveofyugioh]

I lay myself face down and end my turn.

[bbreakddancennothhearts]

I owe my heart too many apologies.

[thebestoftumbling]

[memewhore]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[toastbutteregg]

wholesome tweets that will make your whole week (x)

[foreheadxkisses]

[lazyangels-network]

[honeyfox777]

[mydarkenedeyes]

[despazito]

i hate being here i want to be home doing weed and gay shit

[zaneira]

Same but without the gay shit

[despazito]

[dolefuldream]

“This is the last time I saw you.”

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Directed by Michel Gondry in 2004.