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gay thoughts from a frog

[whimsical-catacombs]

Been seeing people say that we have to make Twitter completely unprofitable now that Elon owns it, and that's completely true. We need to do that. But we're not going to do that by just being so fucking annoying that no one else wants to be on Twitter. We have to be calculated, coordinated, and so fucking annoying that no brands want to be on Twitter. This must mark the resurgence of The Brand Wars. So if you're on Twitter, you must be completely insufferable to brands. Every brand account you find, comment "SILENCE BRAND" on their posts, block them, tell everyone you know to block them, and move on to the next one. This includes the brands you like. I don't care if Wendy's Twitter is funny; block them. If all the funny popular brand Twitter accounts lose even a quarter of their following in a decently short period of time, they will freak out, and they will blame Musk. If every time you see a sponsored post you immediately block the account that sponsored it, that's money that Twitter can't make off of you anymore, and that's money that Musk loses. We can do this, but we have to do it together, so let's show the world just how powerful a social media community can be and show them that billionaires have no place in that community.

[wielderofscythes]

I don’t have a twitter, but for those who do:

1. This is a moral thing to do, take the internet back from corporate accounts

2. It would be really funny

[radiatesconfusion]

you either consume media or let it consume you. it's a game but I don't know which side I'm playing for.

[radiatesconfusion]

me dropping classes like:

when I signed up for this I was really into the dark academia aesthetic and now I'm into don't-kill-yourself core, tastes change. regards.

[radiatesconfusion]

no one:

8 year old me: boys (derogatory)

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

[radiatesconfusion]

yes, I want to be able to draw hands. yes, I think they're one of the most expressive parts of our anatomy; such tenderness they can convey. no, I will not make any effort to practice them or draw them at all :)

[radiatesconfusion]

do you ever just.... send someone smth really, really weird and then.. just for fun.. say "oops wrong person" and refuse to give any further information?....haha me neither

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[someguy-mlm]

I want to stand on a balcony on a rainy night, watching the cars pass by. I want to drink orange juice out of a wineglass and talk all night, waiting for the cloudy skies to clear up so we can count the stars. Until then I’ll count the stars in your eyes and kiss your cherry red lips. I’m content as long as I’m with you. When I’m with you everything is perfect.

[radiatesconfusion]

not me thinking that George Clooney was Mr. Bean until age 13

[radiatesconfusion]

having good hearing, a short attention span, no amount of self confidence and a tendency to space out is wild bc yes, I'll hear the car coming too early in advance. yes, I'll move off the road. no, I won't see the car. yes, I'll think I was wrong and walk back onto the road. no, I won't be paying attention when the car does come. yes, I'll nearly get hit and cause a traffic hazard. no, I won't learn anything from this.

[radiatesconfusion]

I wish I was awful, really quite terrible at everything I did and tried. maybe, just maybe, as I sat in my crumpled heap of self pity would I learn something, would I grow as a person. I could lean to pick myself up, to strive for greatness, and push beyond the palatable and the comfortable. this body, this brain that holds me captive until the very last moment when a momentous effort must be endured to achieve anything, well she's good at what she does. but maybe, just maybe if she wasn't, then I would do the work, study, practise, like I've claimed to so many people to have been doing this whole time, my eyes fixed anywhere but theirs, and I know in my being that I would be better. I'd be smarter and just better at these things that come to me once I've lay dormant till the last moment, worried myself sick with an inability to move, but still succeeded in. I'm sorry.

[radiatesconfusion]

me: we're doing this for who?

the crowd of woodland fae that have gathered at the border of the forest to hear me speak: (nodding in agreement) the bees

[radiatesconfusion]

this life... so performative, isn't she?

[radiatesconfusion]

for I floss my teeth not for my own good health but because I mustn't upset my dentist. she knows.

[radiatesconfusion]

forever torn between "please just make gay characters cannon, idc if they're side characters, the whole plot doesn't have to be a sob story of realisation. I just want representation" and "yes, more gay. make the whole show gay. by season 2 I should have forgotten that straight ppl exist. will she realise that she's secretly in love with her best friend?"

[radiatesconfusion]

everytime I hear a guy rev his engine really loudly before he takes off I yell "WOW, I CAN JUST TELL HOW TINY YOUR DICK IS FROM HERE" and I think that's very sexy of me.

[radiatesconfusion]

I'm this week's episode of nonbinary? or just discontented with societal pressures and gender norms forced upon us from birth?