『Bella』

|Now late 20s| |mentally 12| |your own personal weeb|

[beardedmrbean]

[samreich]

CITATION NEEDED?!!!

[robertreich]

I guess we'll never know.

[elodieunderglass]

Although the posters being son and father make this funny, it’s apparently very annoying for people on Wikipedia that editors require citations in the form of things like articles.

Emily St J Mandel was (naturally) very upset that her Wikipedia article showed her married to a man, when she was in fact divorced from him and had a girlfriend. She did not wish for her ex to be associated with her name, implying they were married, but investigation proved the only way to change it was to have an article published referring to her divorce that she could cite.

That must be quite frustrating. You can see why you and your dad agreeing on your birthplace should FEEL like sufficient consensus for it to be your birthplace, but you can also see why it would be inadmissible on the planet’s trivia resource.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The joke here being that Sam has given his place of birth in citeable "interviews", to the point where it's a running joke on dropout, although I suppose to be fair he says he's from there and doesn't explicitly mention being born:

[metropolitanmutantofark]

so in other words, it’s completely possible that he’s from Cambridge, Massachusetts, but was just never born

[dreamer-but-realist]

[oh-lordy-lord-save-me]

i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

[twinkkpeaks]

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

[sielumia]

uhm…guys?

[spinchs-field]

[kulfi-waala-deactivated20250412]

Very happy pride to bisexual polyamorous Akinator

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[nemunemuneko]

hey so today i Loved and was Loved a bit too intensely, now my small aching heart is dealing with the ramifications of these actions. as a consequence, i'm offering you this text and also a flower that reminds me of your eyes. i hope thats ok with you.

[qqchurch]

[frociaggina97]

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

[frociaggina97]

i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously

[brucebocchi]

[lesbiansagainsttheatre]

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

[twitterstweetfun]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[liberalsarecool]

Here is your mission.

[daily-spooky]

[thememedaddy]

[undeadentropy]

Listen, if you want to play a ball game, then you are now puppy for a while. I don't make the rules. Been that way for thousands of years.

[daily-spooky]

[lilysugarplum]

every time someone mentions tifa to me it's like i'm a sleeper agent that's been activated and i leave a six paragraph essay in people's DMs about why i think she's a compelling character and how she has so much untapped potential and how she's been through so much hardship and