[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[speedlimit15]

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

[radicallize]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[daqqo-remade]

why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[cheeso]

[whooappl6international-deactiva]

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

even though the date on the photo literally dates it to 2 months ago, this gives off strong feelings of being in the 90s

[railroadsoftware]

did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

[sonypraystation]

just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[karlidagdanserin-deactivated202]

[switchbutch]

A moment of peace

[myanacondadontexist]

the water is so clear….. he’s flying

[mindblowingscience]

What just blows my mind about these anti-climate nuts is that let's imagine for a second that everything they say is true, global warming is a hoax and a con. What's the down-sides to moving away from dirty energy? Less air and water pollution (which kills millions every year globally), appliances/cars/houses with higher efficiency (aka lower cost to run), energy independence (no more oil wars), healthier and more productive citizens (and in turn economies) - like the list goes on and on and on.

Reminds me of this excellent cartoon:

[somelizard]

But where are these energy sources? They are too expensive to use en masse and aren’t currently efficient enough to sustain people. Before they cut the energy source of pretty much everyone in the united States, they should actually provide an alternative.

[mindblowingscience]

2016 was the year solar panels finally became cheaper than fossil fuels. Just wait for 2017

US solar power employs more people than oil, coal and gas combined, report shows

Solar and wind power cheaper than fossil fuels for the first time

Germany Breaks A Solar Record — Gets 85% Of Electricity From Renewables

Costa Rica Has Been Running on 100% Renewable Energy For 2 Months Straight

Denmark Generated Enough Wind Energy To Power All Its Electricity Needs On Wednesday

[davids-harbour]

Cracking open a cold covfefe with the boys

[nrmndr]

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

[cstringsally-deactivated2015073]

i hope this trend where people care about vibes and aesthetics never dies i love all these types of style i love that everyone is some cool kind of goth fruit bat or whatever life rules heck yeah

[bufotoxin-blog-deactivated20221]

some handy tips for drawing men that look like men and women that look like women:

on average, a man’s shoulders should be around 2.5 to 3 heads wide. a woman’s shoulders should be infinite, extending like an eternal flesh ribbon into the howling vortex of time and space

men do NOT have body hair. men have NO hair. men are genetically incapable of growing hair. stop drawing hairy men. stop drawing men altogether. men do NOT exist

DON’T forget the luxurious pelt that all women sport, grown from birth and increasing in length indefinitely until death, typically attaining lengths of up to three metres

women have wider hips than men, who have no hips at all, only negative space and mc escher optical illusions

remember, men and women have different sex characteristics. men have flat chests, tails, and 23 gherkins. women have a narrow waist, known as a “wasp waist”, two pairs of wings, and either an ovipositor or a stinger

women are WASPS

they’re fucking BUGS you piece of SHIT

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[jayrockin]

did i do it right

[indiandaughter-deactivated20130]

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me