the stains on my pants aren’t piss

Bastard child of Vladimir Putin

[vajktvoje]

[versacethotty]

[sixpenceee]

Train has windows that automatically blind when going past residential blocks    

Source                     

[darkestcatsoul]

This is brilliant!

[thunderoad]

happy bday to niall, and to my favorite twitter interaction of all time

[amandaswork]

me after studying 12 years of french in school: 

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

not once did it cross my mind that gru from despicable me was Russian i just thought he was fucked up

[sa2ha]

[legoguy9875]

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

[newtonpermetersquare]

This format is made for chemistry tbh

[michi0no]

What looking for a pronoun pin turned up and my immediate reaction.

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[akhalinmochroi]

Luanne: s urprise

Bobby: VLEH 

Luanne: Surprihihissee

Bobble: V̵̧͓̱͈͖̠̯͓̳̖̔̽͊̏͒͜͝Ļ̴͕͉̮̯̩̯̫̟̖̭̳͔̳͔̄̊̈͂E̸̢̟̤̲͍͂͝ͅAG̵͓͖̳̙̪̩͙͇̼͎̫̬̻͇̘͐̍͆̈̎̈́̌͑H̶̫̗̱̼̩̮̥̾́͑

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[welele]

[guerrillatech]

[misguideds0ul]

The Eternal Couple 🖤🧡

Saaya and Cleopatra have been courting for 4 years now and whenever they are together it’s a sight to behold. They live in India’s Kabini forest.

They are so beautiful.

& they have children together too!

Also, fun fact: Saaya means the ‘Shadow’

Photographs taken by Mithun H.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[omghotmemes]

The painting, is complete :3

[gee-whatsgoingonhere]

but what’s in the middle

[chaotic-bastard-demon]