Hey.

Denise. College. 18.  lost dreamer(s).

[oldsoggyboot-deactivated2019122]

it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”

[officialpigeon]

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

[erikasfitness]

never seen anything more accurate

[harrypotterdailly]

[halosydnes]

There will be three tasks, spaced throughout the school year, and they will test the champions in many different ways.. their magical prowess - their daring -their powers of deduction - and, of course, their ability to cope with danger.

[slutstain]

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

[clubpenguln-deactivated20130825]

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

[takoneco]

what do you mean had

[davestrjder-deactivated20130420]

what do you mean girls

[blackturtleneckgirl-deactivated]

I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes

[holmyhan]

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

[free-booty]

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

[squeakykins]

#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

[gollumswinky]

who the fuck does

[radio-sparks]

i the fuck do

[whathashectoreverdonetome-blog]

what the fuck man

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fuck you

[taddle]

This is how civil wars are started

[infinitaes]

A thing doesn’t need to last for it to be beautiful.

Vision / J.A.R.V.I.S (Avengers: Age of Ultron)

[radioactivelightning]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[anthonycrowleymoved]

wait

hogwarts was established in the 10th century

but sinks were not invented until the 18th century

so how did salazar slytherin mark the chamber of secrets with a form of indoor plumbing which would not be invented for another 800 years 

?????

[ireallylikenpr]

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

[havanaromance]

If you ever jump into my arms when you see me because you’re that excited there is a 95% chance I will fall in love with you

[lol-its-corona]

There’s also a 95% chance I will fall in general tho so careful

[intern-gershwin-palmer]

this is how I see their entire relationship

[itwasabreak]

HE’S SLEEPING WITH AN EAGLE

[spuzz]

Chris Evans helping out on set: Avengers, Captain America: Civil War

[pcgflowers]

it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am

[aguasdelchavo]

let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened

[emperorevan-deactivated20191211]

So my brother texted me