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inertiaafk

ribbit

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im-mender

Smoking on that we'd

rohirric-hunter

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

morelikeariverthanarocky

Holy mother fucking shit

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god o

dragon-in-a-fez

loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"

billspreston-esq

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

billspreston-esq

deathliker

i have some too

moonssnail

I think about some of these all the time and they bring me such joy so im reblogging to keep them near ♡

labelleizzy

I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child...

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

greatwaytokillhim

still makes me laugh whenever i see it

shamebats

Has the trans community not suffered enough

queeranarchism

I hate social media subtitles. Subtitle producers in TV and movies have a century of experience in how long sentences can be and how long they should be on screen to allow the average reader to follow along smoothly. Things could still be better for people with low-literacy or poor vision, but it kind of worked. Who the fuck decide to replace that with 'single words flash on the screen in rapid succession for a microsecond each'? That shit is utterly inaccessible, gives me a headache and probably gives some people seizures. Get that shit out of my face now.

kingcatnine

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

mysharona1987

greyhina

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

tiruvenkadu

absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.

alexaloraetheris

Sometimes you gotta ask yourself ‘Do I want to be right or do I want results?’ and then act accordingly.

radiotow3r

This is how you deal with bigots this pride month too.

“why do the queers get a month while veterans only get a day?”

“Well, frankly, i don’t think they need a month. Our veterans should be honored every day of the year. We gave them snowflakes a month to make them feel special”

and you know, just really lay it on thick. Thicker than they did. A lot of bigots actually find it scary when somebody agrees with them. Theyre more likely to leave you alone.