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Powered through the carpal tunnel to bring y’all punk Skatenap vibes
Axolotl Skatewastaken?
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*quackity singing the mexican national anthem in the background, later getting abruptly cut off*
haha amongus
can we pretend that
Yuu I’m back on my bullshit /lh
YOU.
stop using hospitals as horror settings
fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them
also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)
terrifying!
On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.
plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean
Fun things to consider about cruise ships:
THEATERS. Usually a minimum of three, all of varying levels of #fancy
Grand staircases. PLURAL. Most ships have at least two massive grand halls with massive staircases and plants and indoor creeks n shit.
Nightclubs. Actual nightclubs. Usually segregated by age brackets. They also have attached age-segregated hangout places. Older ships (pre-2009) are all stuck in hilariously 90s era stylings.
Casinos. Either two of them separated by machines/tables, or one entire floor.
Library/board game room. Think a big old fashioned men’s smoking room. Like fat leather chairs and floor to ceiling shelves.
Restaurants of various levels of fancy and quality. Pick each tier of passenger (usually 3-5 tiers, but it depends) and give them each about ¾ options.
So. Many. Fucking. Elevators. And not all of them go to an equal number of floors.
Not to mention….STAIRS. ALL STAIRS ALL TIME.
Endless, ENDLESS identical hallways of doors to rooms. ENDLESS. These will usually span the ENTIRE length of the ship, with the middle class rooms breaking into the main staircase areas. The lower decks are monotonous in the extreme.
Shopping mall. Smaller than the word typically implies, but segregated by need and price. So from everyday basic necessities to extremely fancy jewelry stores. These can be entire floors.
Movie theaters, usually for kids. A lot of weird 90s theming.
Random TVs that sporadically pick up the signals from whatever island or land mass you’re nearest to. Some weird shit every once in a while.
The top-most deck often has a minigolf course and a running track. Usually looks like a little garden.
Spas. These places have full on spas.
The penthouse rooms. Legit some of these will be like…straight off the titanic level grandeur. Talk about some irony poisoning.
Surprisingly placed lifeboats to remind you of your mortality. First thing after you get a room is an evacuation plan and it takes FOR EV ER if people aren’t cooperating.
Legit actual doctors office. Some Big Fancy Boys have minor surgeries.
The rooms often also have multipurpose and hiding furniture. That room for ants actually comfortably sleeps 6 adults.
The cleaning crew is also Very Sneaky.
They will often leave little towel animals or some other cute themed gift. This is very exploitable for horror.
The purely utilitarian design of the non-customer sections are brutal in their simplicity. And monotonous.
Most of these ships, away from the money makers, are monotonous.
One of the BIGGEST unintentionally creepy factors is the hollow illusion of wealth these ships try to sell you.
Like…they have all the splendor and grandeur of a McMansion. The gold paint is faded, the jewels are plastic, the wood is worn. The lights are yellowed and dusty, but all around you the ship screams luxury. But it’s not. It’s something you notice after being on one more than a few times. You can feel the cheapness and emptiness of it all.
Even the highest priced areas have a sense of wear to them. Like, unless you’re the first bitch on the maiden voyage, even the biggest and most expensive penthouses have a cheap, used feel to them. It’s eerie once you notice it.
And lastly. Bigly. Most importantly.
Waves
Okay so like obviously waves on the ocean. And you expect to feel the swaying of the ship, but most people expect that these bad boys are too large to really get spicy.
Nah. I’ve been on MASSIVE ships where the waves are so large that the deck would literally be at a 45 degree angle.
THIS is why you see railings everywhere. You’ll be moseying along and then suddenly you’ll be walking with one foot on the wall, dizzyingly swaying back and forth and desperately clinging to the wall as your legs threaten to come out from under you when the ship leans away. I’ve even seen the crew members get sick.
On the lower decks and rooms, you’ll have the joy of seeing your fucking window GO UNDERWATER. I’m not kidding. Upper balcony rooms can appear to sway hideously close to the water. It’s TERRIFYING.
AnyWAY the end point of this is that I AGREE. CRUISE SHIPS ARE SO FUCKIN RIPE FOR HORROR.
Sending this to Netflix now everyone, don’t worry.
Emmett Till would have been 80 years old today.
Happy Birthday, Emmett.
Rest In Power.
RODRIGO NO
So I’m currently enslaved employed by a cable company, and I can offer a few pointers:
Find a copy of the customer agreement online. Read it. Have the “big cats in boxes” YouTube video on standby so that you can renew your will to live periodically while reading it.
Focus on the sections about cancellation
Examine any terms regarding early termination fees, notice required, proration of the time between cancellation and the end of the billing period, and equipment return policies.
Send a letter requesting cancellation to your carrier via certified mail. Include the date you wish for it to be cancelled. If you are not the account holder but have power of attorney, or the account holder has died and you are managing their estate, send copies of the relevant documentation with the letter.
The day after, when it isn’t cancelled, call back. Ask for “retention” or “loyalty” and when asked why, state that you wish to cancel.
They’ll ask you why you want to cancel. Say “I don’t want to discuss it, I just want to cancel my service.” (note: there are times when it pays to disclose your reasons; my company will waive all early termination fees and penalties if the account holder is being entering military deployment or a nursing home. Check their policies.)
They’ll offer something nice. Bundles, discounts, free channels, etc. Say “as nice as that sounds, and as much as I appreciate the offer, I just need to cancel my service.”
When they deflect again, ask how to return any leased equipment. They’ll launch into another spiel about that, thankful that you aren’t making them process the cancellation. Write down the process – they’ll either tell you to bring the equipment to a local office, or they’ll state that they are sending recovery kits. If it’s the latter, ask for the address that the recovery kits return to and write it down (you want to use the recovery kit if you get one, since it’s prepaid, but if they aren’t sent you’ll want to be able to return the equipment yourself.)
After all of this has transpired, state “As I stated in the letter sent via certified mail on [date], I am ending our contractual relationship and terminating this subscription. Has my cancellation order been processed?”
If the cancellation order has not been processed, tell them to process it. Listen to their spiel. Ask for the date that it will be terminated.
Hang up, wait thirty minutes. Call back, ask if your account is pending cancellation or not. If not, ask to be transferred to retention and ask for a supervisor. Demand that your cancellation be processed and advise them that a complaint will be filed with the FCC if it is not.
If more than an hour has been spent on the phone, file a complaint at FCC.gov. Forcing a customer to continue a service outside of the terms stipulated by the contract is illegal and the FCC hates it.
This went from really funny to “holy fuck what kind of nightmare dystopia do we live in that we need to be educated on how to get a company to actually cancel an account with a company that bills you monthly” really fast.
Ranboo finally met George before dream did! Also George wearing the corpse hoodie
BIG HAPPY
headcanons about the server kids
Micheal
Micheal is five
He’s autistic and non verbal
Uses sign language to communicate (Tubbo and Ranboo have been giving lessons around the server)
Enjoys drawing very much, often gives drawings as gifts to Tubbo and Ranboo
Michelle
Michelle is eight
She automatically take the leader role in the group, as she’s the oldest
Michelle loves to read and write, she tells stories to the group
She has a slight lisp
She has freckles
Foolish Jr.
He goes by “Junior”
He is seven
Enjoys building, pottery, carving and sculpting
He uses a wheelchair sometimes
Very protective of Finley
Finley
Finley is five
Very shy, and hides behind Junior often
She’s trans (mtf) (but is gender even really real to an animate totem?)
Very fond of collecting gems, rocks and minerals, and loves reading about them
Yogurt
Yogurt is six
He’s very energetic, and has ADHD, often stims
He bites people, often as sign of comfort and affection (it’s a fox thing, as fox pups usually play bite)
Dirty 23/6
Has a stutter
Yogurt is the only kid who lives in Las Nevadas, but Junior and Finley visit sometimes, though they spend most of their time in the Temple of Undying, or hanging around Foolish while he does jobs. Fundy will get Las Nevadas members to watch Yogurt a lot. He’ll leave him at the outpost with Ranboo too, Ranboo’s very happy to watch the little fox, despite his tendancy to bite his wrists.
The kids often wander away from their parents and hang out in the central DreamSMP area, by the community house, and the holy land.
THIS
Training for Dream SMP Live Action:
bee n jumpy boo!
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itmeans everything to me
i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much
i truly believe that knowing how to cook is a basic survival concept and the fact that so many people can’t even make simple dishes is depressing as hell this is the sorta thing that should be taught at a young age. being able to take the ingredients you have around your home and turn them into a meal is like, essential and will make life so much better. you don’t need to be a high end chef you just need to understand some things that can be easily taught… but then again maybe the education system is playing a roll against this and ultimately they want you to grow up to rely on mcdonalds for dinner. i don’t know. please learn how to cook for yourself if you’re able. i’m not asking you to hunt for specific ingredients to make some expensive youtuber’s “best” recipe but if you know the basics of cooking you can do a lot with cheap canned ingredients. cooking can be affordable i promise you just need to learn how to make do with what you can get
Can anyone point me towards resources that teach those basics cus I would LOVE to teach my child this stuff but i dont know how to cook
not comprehensive but heres some:
internet shaquille’s basics but especially:
making rice
making scrambled eggs
making oatmeal
levels of cooking meat
using & storing vegetables with recipes in the description (this one has a bit of Sassiness directed at people who dont like vegetables but the content is solid)
food safety + a recipe to demonstrate
how to learn to cook (just a list of subtopics, no actual tips)
cooking techniques playlist
how to cut x
basics with babish s1 & 2, but particularly:
freezer meals,
weeknight meals,
kitchen tools (although the specific suggestions are pretty expensive even with the lower end scale items the basic categories are solid, and you can evaluate what items you will realistcially need - eg. if you dont need to read temp for steaks etc the temp reader will not be relevant) &
kitchen care (mid-high advanced home cooking)
basic knife skills
picking the right pan for each recipe
j. kenji lopez-alt’s tips and tricks playlist
egg recipes
a little more complicated, involved, and longer than any of the rest of these but good breakdown of flavor & how and why to use the basic seasoning/flavor profiles
and then recipe channels representing various cuisines:
j. kenji lopez-alt (various)
marion’s kitchen (southeast & east asian, western/asian fusion)
maangchi (korean)
future neighbor (mostly korean)
the western supermarket playlist of chinese cooking demystified (more recipes available but these are accessible if you dont have “specialty” ingredients)
family recipes playlist by made with lau (chinese)
not another cooking show (various)
cooking with boris (bear with me here i know he does it exaggeratedly humorously but a lot of them are actually solid and beginner cook friendly. mostly slavic/russian)
you suck at cooking (also falls into the intentionally humorous category but most of the recipes are pretty solid anyway)
how to cook that (baking, also does debunking videos of viral cooking hacks - breaks down the reasons the hacks dont work, pretty important to understand those basics imo)
internet shaquille (various)
babish culinary universe (various)
i REFUSE to recommended joshua weissman because he is fucking insufferable but if you want you can try if you can deal with it, the techniques/recipes seem fine for the most part
again definitely not a comprehensive list but it touches on most of the basics
Is it really fair to call tommy the number 1 dnf shipper? I mean haven't dream done enough for you? Do you not think he deserves the title after all the hard work he has put in? Are you really that cruel?
When I make the “dnf shipper list” the qualifications specifically said not including Dream and/or George, lol but if we included them obviously they’re at the top of the list but if we don’t include them Tommy’s number one and Bad’s a close number two.
Quackity would maybe be above bad in my opinion but what dreamyy says is correct😌
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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so
Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123
last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:
so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.
keep yourselves safe!
I was scrolling down fastly to reblog after reading the picture, and I noticed my countries number while I couldn’t with everyone else’s
Always
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO NEEDS THIS
I write about some fairly heavy stuff and this is so so so important to me.
Please
Please
Please stay safe. Stay safe and alive. Even if you can only think of one thing to wake up for, dammit you woke up and I’m so proud of you. I love all of you more than i think you know, so please stay safe. 💛
Reblog to save a life
I will never not reblog.
Darlin I am trying.
I am still here
techno and eret talking very quietly just sounds like this
Actually, it might sound like this
Eret sounds like this talking quietly.
techno sounds like this;;
Hey Guys Its Me TomMy InnIt
It’s me Ranboo- what are you guys doing?
Rat with sunglasses ?
Twitter gave me this
I’m afraid we’ve all lost our rattes your honor😰🥖