Jul 16, 2020
VERY MUCH INTO MUSCLE BEAR ZAC EFRON
MIAMI (AP) - Scientists across the world have come together and announce a temporary halt to Coronavirus research until a consensus can be reached on whether Zac Efron is a muscle bear, hairy twunk, daddy, otter, or muscle cub. The World Health Organization has admitted this may be a “difficult and arduous task,” but says it is “necessary for preserving the integrity of gay taxonomy.”
One unnamed source claims a nomenclature expert from the U.K. posited Zac Efron may be a “Wolf” and was promptly booed out of the room.
That’s ZAC EFRON?????
