The Hell is a Crescent Wrench?

I'm a 27 year old recovering theater kid from California. I like things, those things usually find their way onto this blog thing.

[pyroangelo]

Close enough welcome back Airry Pearry, award winning author of The Green Hunter, now a major motion picture starring Jeremy Culhane, replacing Jeremy Renner due to creative differences and lack of game. Directed by Ally Beardsley and Steamboat Willie with pendulous pierced breasts.

[pyroangelo]

Help i just served Shayne and Courtney at a coffee shop and i didnt even realize it was them until Shayne gave me a look when i spelt his name right out of just knowing that name. What is life?

[pyroangelo]

Okay question, does Alucard have a thing for being the third wheel? Or is that just his destiny, it seems, to always find a hunter and scholar to save the world and then watch the hunter and scholar make-out.

[389]

jungle IS massive, innit

[comingupwithjoshdun]

My final message to bucktommy fans:

COPE HARDER LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[latenightbuckley]

genuinely how are people saying they were blindsided and shocked by the breakup?? like. okay u can like bucktommy whatever i don't care but its been SO clear that they were never gonna last ??????

[rhaenyrahightower]

i’m so happy haven’t stopped smiling

[jellybeansintheabyss]

i’m gonna go ahead and beat the dead horse rq. to the bucktommys, we told yall this was gonna happen. we don’t have some secret mega influence on tim minear, frankly he hates us just as much as he hates yall. we aren’t influencing the writers room and even if we were, they say they’re writing for “the general audience”. we weren’t saying tommy was a plot device crossing our fingers behind our backs hoping we wouldn’t be wrong, we said that because WE KNEW. we’ve seen enough of this goddamn show to know when a love interest is serious or not. you hearing wedding bells over a character with barely any screen time is just as delusional as you think buddies are. we’re all in a fandom, there’s a certain level of delusion and suspension of disbelief you have to afford, but it’s actually mind boggling how upset some of yall are over this.

[rabnerd28]

I'm sorry, but does Tommy even like Buck?

[roastbasilisk]

I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

[justagirliepop]

I love the Time Quangle because I’m getting pairings I never thought I needed.

Ylfa and Liam are silly children buddies? Immaculate.

Barry and Ricky are malewife gym bros? Spectacular.

Rowan just immediately shutting shit down all on her own? End a career, it’s a mild day. Slay.

[hollyevolving]

Trying to share what I can without spoiling.

Though I'm pretty sure context wouldn't make a difference. This is raucous.

Time Quangle: Glasgow

[pyroangelo]

Nara: I had substance! Backstory!

Rowan: Where did i ask?

[rrat-king]

me too gorgug, me too

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Okay so like. We all agree that if there’s a Fantasy High Senior Year the finale has to end with Gorgug killing Arthur Aguefort, right? It’s been mentioned so many times it’s Chekov’s mad wizard’s prophecy at this point

[pyroangelo]

Rowan Berry consistently styling on the Neverafter will always be famous to me. She fully dunks on whatever plot tophatlady was trying to pull and no-scopes Rumpelstiltskin the second he mentions guessing his name. She’s the god damn fae president in waiting for Broadway, she has the Grimm tales memorized backwards and forwards. The seven fairies aint got shit on her, Into the Woods is literal child’s play to her.

[guhitsaglit]

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TAKE THE WHOLE THING OFF!!! What??? Who said that???

[pyroangelo]

“I just think that maybe you’re not sure of your own feelings yet…”

What the fuck did you mean by that Maddie?

“And if there’s something that you need to tell Eddie…”

What the FUCK did you mean by THAT Maddie?

*deep inhale* “…you will…just in your own time.”

MADDIE? WTF?!? EXPLAIN?