also, I can kill you with my brain

contemplating the futility of everything yet still raging against the dying of the light http://tee.pub/lic/F-XKp42VKYU

[dogpuppy]

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[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[cestpasfaux24601]

Bertie Carvel as Finn Kirkwood Babylon 1.01 (2014) 

[lestatslestits]

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[spockgirl]

sexy romance tv show about two political rivals trying to portray each other as extremists in the media called Heated Rhetoric

[momoboyds]

why do y’all always want female characters to mother people that ain’t their fucking child

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[allpinkandgoldandglittering]

Ngl it's very funny to me that there are mcu fans who don't know about aos and think that Coulson just stayed dead after the Avengers. Like wdym you don't know that he had a truly magical beach holiday that resulted in him carving alien patterns into walls? You didn't hear about how he jumped out of a plane with explosions all around him and managed to aim for the titchy portal to another planet where the squid guy who inspired the devil lived?? That he was imprisoned in a digital reality where he was a history teacher who made his own soap?? That his kids missed him after he died slightly more permanently so they made an alien robot with his memories and personality??? Yeah he was even ghost rider for like five minutes

[helaenasfavoritechicken]

5 year old me cooking up a potion in my room out of my mom's perfumes

[tomhordy]

Bertie Carvel as Baelor Targaryen A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS (2026-)

[segamascott]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is true but I'm gonna be controversial for a second and say that I feel bad for jocks who get hit with The Injury™️too. The Injury™️ fucking sucks, man. Having something that everyone praised you for when you were young suddenly betray you and having to grapple with both a sudden loss of ability (whether it's something that can be recovered from or not) and figure out what your future looks like now that the one you had imagined for yourself (whether it was actually realistic or not) feels like it's been snatched away is brutal.

[evilwriter37]

Yeah, like, maybe we shouldn't be shaming/making fun of people for either of these things!

[recreational-word-sayer]

When I was a kid I thought Gene Wilder was Oscar Wilde's son. This is because I was stupid.

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category