Rage Dorito

FEEL MY UNBRIDLED RAGE

[funnytwittertweets]

[json-derulo]

in today’s edition of completely incomprehensible queer discourse I know better than to wade into, I just saw someone accuse an artist of transphobia for, I shit you not, drawing a specific cis woman’s broad shoulders and muscular arms the way they actually look in real life

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[notthatkindofgrrl]

does anyone want to go to doechii ayo edebiri yuri world with me

[notthatkindofgrrl]

when you dance together at a met gala pre-party and six months later you’re lezzing out in front of thousands of camp flog gnaw attendees

[hopeless-eccentric]

(mid-divorce) the american education system never taught me how to cherish a woman

[slunch]

(picking up rat that controls me by my hair) but you. you know how

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[pukicho]

[kittiescatlover]

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

[b0nkcreat]

you can collect them like pokeymans

[kittiescatlover]

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

[incisedwound]

[charlesoberonn]

Horror fans.

[between-stars-and-waves]

[modern-politics111]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not a religious person, I don't believe in spiritualism or magic, but man I want this to be real.

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[thysilus]

wheres the classic MLK day pic

[chilewithcarnage]

[thysilus]

ok now black history month

[the-eldest-boy]

[maxkirin]

me, appreciating all the hard work that goes into creating video game environments:

[curlicuecal]

Any_Austin's entire genre of content lmao

[endlace]

whatever cute shit a game has got going on is never worth a gambling addiction

[endlace]

🫵 uninstall that gacha game.

[rookthebird]

if your necromancer is digging that is NOT cute. they only exhume bodies when they're extremely stressed. a proper well-enriched necromancer is provided with enemies to kill and reanimate on a regular basis and will make their enemies claw out their own graves as a play behavior.

alternatively you might have a mad scientist that was sold as a necromancer. this is sadly very common but the two breeds actually have very different habitat requirements

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Like we have commodified human connection to a degree where if you go beyond smalltalk you're oversharing and if you talk too deeply about your life you're traumadumping and if you get visibly upset you're manipulative and if you care too much you're codependent and if you want to talk about anything heavy you're expected to go hire a therapist because your friends shouldn't have to deal with that stuff and yet we're all sitting around wondering why so many people are lonely...