"Didn't I tell you to brush your teeth?"
"Did you brush your teeth?"
"Let me smell your breath."
"Do you want to sleep with us?" (feel free to change if single parent)
"If you don't take this medicine, you'll never get better."
"Is your friend going to spend the night this weekend?"
"What do you want for your birthday?"
"You made breakfast all by yourself?"
"If you don't brush your hair, we're getting it all cut off and you'll be bald."
"Do you like your teachers?"
"You can watch TV in my room."
"Watch you tone, young lady/man."
"Stop playing with your food."
"How'd you do on your test?"
"Can you help me with my homework?"
"I have a project due tomorrow and I haven't even started."
"What kind of cereal do you want?"
"Do you want to go to the store with me?"
"Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."
"Give me a kiss good night."
"Sweet dreams. Don't let the bed bugs bite."
"Can you read me a bed time story?"
"Have you finished your homework yet?"
"I want to go to the park."
"Will you take care of an animal?"
"Did you do your chores?"
"I said clean your room."
"If you don't clean your room the city is going to come in here and condemn this place and you'll be living under the bridge."
"Did you turn your lights off?"
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Did you flush the toilet?"
"I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. I don't feel good."
"How much longer til my birthday?"
"Is the Easter Bunny real?"
"Put your tooth under your pillow so the Tooth Fairy can take it and leave you some money."
"There's no such things as monsters."
"Why did you get into a fight?"
"Let's get you back to bed, hm?"
"Don't fall asleep on the couch. I'm not carrying you to bed."
"Now you have to behave when we go out, okay?"
"I don't like cheek kisses!"
"Do you want a little brother or sister?"
"I don't wanna little brother or sister!"
"Does that mean I get to be its big brother/sister?"
"It's not an it, sweetie."
"If you have another baby, you'll forget about me and love it more."