dan and phil side blog

Oliver || 25 || main: @jewishmcr

[girldan-pip]

favorite philism is when he mentions an animal and then uses his hands to make himself look more like said animal

[diphowell]

Dan's face when Phil said "what do you want it to be called? a dick cup?"

[lizardsmp3]

oh no look out dan and phil you’re gonna smudge your whiskers!!!

[bluebirdlester]

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

[boncasphan]

no classic poetry or literature will ever compare to dan’s “are you good” tweet when he was drunk at the tatinof usa wrap party

[boncasphan]

true art

[phanbeats]

scary thoughts I've had today:

- what if they kiss on stage at the end

-what if they show us previously unseen pinof 1 footage

-what if there's a phwedding segment in the show

[phanbeats]

for the record i am much more afraid of the second point now

[diphowell]

best friend and boyfriend

[backin09]

cutest endscreen in the worlddddddd. the lil knee touch the "and you!" phil singing rave time. they like each other so much

[backin09]

ignore dan saying "piss in me" i genuinely didnt realize he said that i was too locked in on the other stuff

[pseudophan]

we fucking knew it. vindication. also phil babe what happened to the flash drive...

[pseudophan]

PINOF KISS IS REAL. THE PINOF KISS EXISTS. VINDICATION.

[trainstationhello]

not that we didn’t already know this but it’s so jarring how large they are. like at scale. i tend to forget. who put them there out into the world like this

[ahappydnp]

DATE NIGHT WAAAAH

[lizardsmp3]

i will destroy dan and phil for not going with the photo of phil's arms around dan's waist monchrome mates vindication!!!!

LIKE

goddddd the way phil’s hand hovered for a second before it settled i feel crazy i have to start gnawing through concrete

[userlesbian]

🖤

[pseudophan]

pose

[diphowell]

sneetly