Corn Syrup @rahrahbro22-blog - Tumblr Blog

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff.

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perfect. description.

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I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.

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EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

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Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

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every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

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Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

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I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

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Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

opocalient

You are the future

sophygurl

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

kotsuso

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

saltwaffle

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

This is so nice

I'm so happy

Critic

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[this funny picture via lolsnaps]

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(via shadowfogkiller)

roachpatrol

well at least he’s taking it seriously

funeral-clown

i feel so safe

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I feel safe with people like him in our nation.

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I dub thee, Jabba the Hill

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✚follow LOLFACTORY on tumblr [via imgur]

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rahrahbro22-blog

Adventure Time! Back at it again with dem blatant truths.

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

allthelittlebeagles

i will always support this post

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@mooserattler back on my dash!

jjflow

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

mooserattler

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.