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$LAYYYTER
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@rain045
So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:
And it’s all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI
Here ya go
Carlisle, typing furiously: And now he’s telling me how to feed a human. Can you believe it? I am a DOCTOR, four times his age! Did you see this, Alice? Why didn’t you warn me?!
carlislesscarf:
#hes 100% texting esme #shes just copy pasting ‘i know sweetie’ over and over again
Midnight Sun but iMessage and memes were a thing in 2005
by Nuclear Sharingan
adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation
Also if the DA4 character creator could be in natural light and not like a seedy nightclub toilet that would be amazing thanks
Happy Bisexual Day of Visibility! (September 23rd 2020) ♡
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
My spirit bird.
i forgot this shit existed and im happy I found it again
@scr1ptkitty
I feel very attacked 😂😅
How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses
Nobody says it but we all know what this is about.
This picture is weirdly genius.
Nobody says it but we all know what this is about.
This picture is weirdly genius.
My dash has been weird for the last few days and I figured yours might be too so here’s a cat making soup
Holy shit
Once upon a time…
#indeed
the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind