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He’s gonna shake you off before you ever see that smile again, Bee.
@blitzy-blitzwing THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAAAHHHHH I’M DIE!!!!!!!!!
Blitzwing in his energon eating dome
Thanks to @bearhaironthechair for the idea! I just had to draw a little doodle
Doing some warm up practice to get back into him.
They are all my silly little gooses oooh how I love them 💕
Now, who’s the tiny bot?
blitz and his... funney
Here is the result of @dice-bitch request of size switch and… Haven’t drawing something so blursed in a while xD
Hope you like it. Drawing Blitz that small was… i n t e r e s t i n g xDD
( @pastelpaperplanes Lemme annoy you with this piece)
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hello there!
So… funny story…
I was watching TFA season 2 and I saw the pattern of “all spark fragment goes in thing; thing becomes new bot” and I thought
“Gee imagine if it went in a train, we could officially get Astrotrain. But wait, he wouldn’t be a triple changer…. Unless….”
And so Blitzwing now has a son. Enjoy!
Bonus:
Next part ->
Ok. Absolutely no clue who made this, if it was stolen, or what, but c’mon. Amazing meme format for this little au. Sadly I don’t have a good lead on the artist.
https://pin.it/3U3mdgHLQ
Feb 4, 2026 — Transformer memes, The transformers, All transformers
Throwing this out into the void because I’m impulsive, I’m tired, but the voices won’t shut up. Likely within the week this’ll be written in my Obsidian vault to never see the light of day again.
But the premise. Tiny Blitzwing. TFA specifically.
There’s plenty of fics accentuating the size difference between the Decepticons and the Autobots, further more in either the BlitzOp or BlitzBee fics I read. (Is the favorite character obvious yet?) Amazing. I love those. I eat those up.
But. Reversed?
One means or another, Blitzwing gets stuck small. Allspark fragment misshap, some experimental mod, general coincidental tomfoolery what have you. Obviously, shocked and rightfully pissed at the situation. Worst yet is that before he can flee the situation to update Megatron, he’s caught by the Autobots.
Issues abound. Autobots don’t have small enough stasis cuffs, so they need to figure out some alternative containment. The lingering threat that if the Decs figure out the technology, it’ll be used against the Autos/ or figuring out how to potentially undo it if the thing happened again. Precautionry measures. All the things when you end the day with a tiny triplechanger you have to not only keep safe (Autobot code and Ratchet can’t fix those small of wires), but from constantly running away.
Then Blitzwing. Poor Blitz. In the past when he could easily grab and throw Bumblebee or Prowl, now they can pick him up with the same ease. It’s unprecedented. It’s humiliating. It’s terrifying. He already had his thoughts about the tiny organics, surely he’s not that small. He’s still a big warframe to the organics right?
Then Sari enters the room. She’s able to look Blitzwing in the eye.
Proceed to inflict another 500 points of emotional damage on the boyo.
Sari, is of course, Sari. Perhaps Random mentions something of snowcones, then through various little schemes is actually able to get snowcones. (Sari’s not sure if bots can consume flavoring syrup, but Blitz doesn’t seem to mind). Point is he starts adapting a little (he) to his new size.
And BOOKS! Human culture! Blitz can get properly distracted and curious about human culture (I see you fic writers, we love Blitz being curious about our world. I still remember one fic mentioning he wanted to read about it all but human books were impracticle to him). Imagine the shock of a library. Blitz borrowing Sari’s controller to try and beat Bee, going through all 3 faces trying to beat the yellow bot.
The Bots also gotta adjust to this tiny warframe, who by the way, still shoots them when he’s mad or in the mood. (Doesn’t hurt bad. Think Bee’d stinger effects on regular Blitz). Also it still freaks them out when he goes into jet mode and decides to play Laser Fly, or plays Mine Turtle as a tank. Worst yet, he’s become friends with Sari, engaging in mischief the Bots are too big to participate in. Maybe some theft of Prowl’s hologram to make Blitz blend in better.
Sides, Blitz is useless to Megatron like this. What’s the harm in a little fun? Meg can’t even see him when he’s this small.
Meanwhile Lugnut is pulling overtime to cover Blitzwings absence. Megs order this bot to have a cold one with the constructicons please. Thanks to Sumdac’s signal dampener, they have no clue where Blitzwing is. Could be dead for all they know. The All Spark Key organic has found a new friend recently. Megs may know of the starting incident, or he may not. I haven’t even gotten that far with how exactly it happened.
This is basically Silly Shenanigans the fic.
Will I write this as a serious thing? As snippets? I don’t know. Maybe, maybe not. I’m easily distracted. I still need to loosely figure if I’m going to write Blitz as one person, or as Wings/Blitz/Zing (you’ve infected me Crispy/Maybe_A_Candle). If anyone else sees this and decides they want to write it or draw it or toss in a silly scenario- TAG ME PLEASE I WANNA SEE IT!! I’ll even respond to asks about it (first major post like this please be nice ;-;). Any and all help, insight, goofy ideas, and sillies are appreciated.
Anyways. Thanks for readin all the way. Have a great rest of the day, and a cookie 🍪
Ever create a fic for a book you haven't read because the one line describing it on the wiki set your brain on fire?
"Blitzwing was subdued, and Prime announced that they would attempt to reprogram him into an Autobot." - Blitzwing's TF Wiki on the book "Prime Suspect".
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
That's so funny. Whoops dropped a fic where it explores that deeply horrifying sentence BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!
Well thanks. I was going to go to work but then I saw this had had to read not only the AO3 fic for tormented Blitz, but also the actual comic.
Found it on the Archive. While I’m still figuring the exact path, the reprogram was mentioned on page 41 (in book, not Archive).
While no bad end, Blitz is the sole Decepticon so he actually gets some time to shine, and man does he like his puns in this one.
92 pages : 20 cm
(Please pardon the current lack of pfp or background, I’m still working on that)
Hello little wisps! I see you are intrigued by Paramoyua’s local celebrities. I’ve allowed them to get settled in before revealing them to you all. They’re still figuring out their new limbs and magic, but they’ve been doing such a great job so far.
I got them all a few years ago when they crashed upon my shore. They used to be human, but I need them to be more than that. So. Let me introduce you to my little band of misfits.
Oh before I forget, two things. First and foremost! No asks pertaining to odd reproduction rituals (NSFW)!
Secondly, maybe don’t ask them about their lives before. It seems to just make them sad. Also don’t remind them that they’re stuck here forever. That also makes them sad, I haven’t the faintest idea why; it’s amazing here!
Oh and thirdly, don’t be upset or entitled that more of them answered another question over yours. I can’t completely control them. I’ve only so many pictures in this ‘camera’ Baltimore made.
There I go again getting distracted. The crew!
We have Odenta Westlo. Early on, she was bitten by a vampire. Perfect! I needed someone to control the dead. I gave her bat wings and extended fangs. Actually I gave them all sharpened teeth. Anyways. She’s long mastered the art of hiding her identity from one time dates, smoothly getting them to agree to join her for an, unknown to them, last, evening. She took the sapphire ice egg, and named the hatching female Sesol.
Arries Kartfle is a wild child, perfect for keeping my wildlands in check. She not only has wings that function more as paws, but is ecstatic about her tail. Last week she used it to dump beer on a human. She’s also in a functioning, albeit strange, relationship with Odenta. I did not invoke the patterns on her skin, she came with those. She took the storm lightning egg, and enthusiastically named her Thunderclaw!.
The last female I have is Raynus Evola, who’s always on the move. I don’t know if it was a good idea to have given her 4 draconic wings; its seemed to only made the hoarding and loner situations worse. She’s always journaling, so I suppose I’ll have her keep track of everything else. Despite this nature, she’s always been willing to help the other 11, usually by a manner of pilfered goods. She named her silver ice dragon Valkyrie.
Dmitri Demistrat is rather protective over every book they find, even penning some of their own. I believe they’re trying to build a library. Who better than to maintain the history of everything I’ve built and supported? I gave them crow wings, since earlier they were always trying to steal a duck’s feathers, to little success. At least they have Brimstel, their copper lightning dragon, to keep them from ripping out too many feathers.
Vanessen Forthclike is a strange mix between Dmitri and Raynus. He collects things like Raynus, but only one of each, and catalogues them much like Dmitri. I’ve watched his fascination with the stars, and in kind gave him starry dragon wings. I suppose I’ll need to introduce them to the End, if only so Vanessen has the space to built his museum about everything I have offered, the best of which being his black lightning dragon Kavokslov.
Euron Telvron is never far behind of Vanessen and Raynus, much to the rest of the crew’s chagrin. A strange kid, that one, always throwing dragon toenails or hydra spit or cow hide into his cauldron. I think he used to be a butcher but got banished onto the ship. Oh well. I need someone willing to fiddle with new ways of harnessing magic, even if it’s liquid and non permanent. Perhaps that is why I gave him wings that also function as swimming fins. At least the white ice dragon of his, Faldjorden, doesn’t seem to care where his shed scales go.
Baltimore Grevel is also a magic respinner, and I’ve watched the others try desperately to not leave Euron, Serken, and Baltimore alone together. A wise decision after last time. I’ve done the most work with him, and the newfound ability to walk and fly has spurred him to finding more ways to advance the world. I’ll allow this, if only to take amusement in the failures and dream journals. I’ve given him leathery wings, and he’s named the grey fire dragon Brimstel.
Serken Whittlen is my third official magic spinner. He, she, they, I don’t know anymore, was the first to properly utilize the runes that guide the magic of my land. Raynus is far more secretive of her usage. They’re a flamboyant thing, I believe the term is ‘social butterfly’, hence the gorgeous pink wings I gave him. She’d be perfect for being a sort of center point of all my magic types, and she’s even already gone to teach the humans. They pay him with gold, all of which goes to filling the green fire dragon’s, Esmameere’s, hoard.
Agoti Farcheld is an upright pompous thing, I watched him try and dictate the building of the fort. Something about being a royal advisor. He’s gotten better, but he still insists that everything is in its correct place. He’s far more comfortable interacting with the humans than my creatures, plus is rather skilled at navigating conversations. Perhaps I’ll make him my center point for tribalism or something. His amethyst lightning dragon, Roman, doesn’t seem put off by the plans for an elegant lair. Neither does Baltimore mind spending quiet evenings with him.
I have a pair of siblings, Heltun and Bazon Erthan. They’re strong, look alike, prone to fighting (I think they were both soldiers), and bound by blood, but I think that is all their similarities. Perfect opposites. Bazon, for example, is more likely to throw the first punch, while Heltun would much rather throw the last. Bazon has a fire I admire, and is always chasing more power. I deem it only fit to soon introduce him to my underworld of brimstone to rule. It would match well with Magmol the lava fire dragon.
Heltun, on the other hand, is far more cold and level headed. He can still be joyous like the younger one, but tends to be the voice of reason. He’d make a fine king. I find it only fitting to send him off to the mountain mines to rule. I’ve equipped them both with stony wings, near impenetrable and resistant to the most extreme temperatures. For Heltun, the ice would match well for his sleet ice dragon Issenbreg.
Amdromdan Geodulf is my oldest. I often catch him looking longingly towards the sea, I believe he had offspring before coming here. I am not surprised by this fact, given how paternally he treats everyone, especially the other 11. I relate to his loss, hence why I gifted him white wings softer than duck down. He frequents the garden, and would do well to ensure none of my people starve. His brass fire dragon, Calsol, often sleeps under the trees while Am works.
Mk. Getting this set up.
So hi! I’m Rain. I’m a writer, roleplayer, and artist, if my procrastination is doing good that day. I focus primarily on more fantastical elements, dragons being the main target.
I’ve been using the secondary blogs as more of a ‘Oh this is where I’ll store my hyperfixations’, instead of realizing that I can just add a tag to that and sort my main blog. Oops, oh well. Maybe I’ll get them all over here with tags, who knows.
Till then, the side blogs are
@rains-sanderside-stuff
@rainy-stardew
@rainy-blitzwing
I have an ask blog pertaining to a cast of characters of mine. Hop on over to @ask-the-olena-crew to check it out!
I’m primarily working to get this figured out, as I’m going to make myself be impulsive and actually do art of a cast of OCs I have. The question is, main blog or side blog for that. I’ll probably edit this when I’m done.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS
did you adOPT THE BIRD?!
I WANT IT
nah, i brought him back to the store and told my boss. i already have a lot of birds, and honestly i thought the bosses would enjoy the story, u feel? but this is one of the original pics
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Can I have some headcanons for TFA Blitzwing? He’s my absolute favorite and I’ll take anything for him!
A/N: So TFA Blitzwing is actually one of my favs meaning I'm legally obligated to put my whole back into it. Hope you enjoy & it's not too science-y!
So because I'm putting my all into this, I have to start this by saying: Blitzwing has D.I.D (at the time it was called M.P.D). This is not up for debate as it's referenced multiple times throughout the show & on his Wiki. Other characters recognize his different parts (to the point there was an episode where Prowl told Bee to annoy Blitzwing to make Hothead switch in so he would sink as a tank) & we as viewers see his different parts visually represented by different faces & watch them switch. This means we can infer many things about his character based on D.I.D DSM-5 criteria. *Cracks Knuckles*
GENERAL HEADCANONS:
Blitzwing has 3 parts: Icy, Hothead & Random. They are a collective/system & they chose to go by the name Blitzwing collectively. Icy is the logical, science-oriented one; clearly intended to be the Main one in Control/Seemingly Normal Part. Hothead is the temperamental, brute strength one; clearly meant to be a Protector Alter. Random, while random, often diffuses situations with humor & interrupts fights between parts or outsiders. (Ex: Icy & Hothead were fighting over alt modes, so Random butted in to tell them both.) This would imply that Random is a Helper Alter.
This would also mean that Random most likely has/holds the knowledge of what trauma caused them to split in the first place. (Because D.I.D is a trauma-based disorder that is caused by extreme trauma that the brain needs to dissociate from, so the subconscious makes different parts to hold the trauma, protect from more trauma & be oblivious to the trauma to reduce stress.)
I think Megatron either has something to do with Blitzwing's trauma or preyed on Blitzwing's disorder, and that's why Blitzwing ended up as a Decepticon, because I honestly see him as a guy who could become an Autobot.
The different parts of Blitzwing like different things. Icy enjoys reading & puzzles (both mental & physical ones). Hothead loves to work out & be active (weight lifting, running, punching bag, anything that involves movement). Random loves creative things like dancing & art (painting is his fav).
When they get triggered, they will rapidly switch & have to take some time to get sorted out/calm down. After this, Icy will front exclusively for a bit to maintain things/prevent further incidents.
ROMANTIC HEADCANONS:
If you date this absolute bean, be ready to love all three of them. Cause I don't think you could get away with just dating one of them.
Each one warms up and expresses love differently though. Random falls first & deeply. Hothead falls second; takes a bit but once he's in love, he's got it bad. Icy takes the longest, he needs to make sure he's making the right decision. Once Icy warms up though it's a sealed deal, no take backsies
They take turns taking you on dates when possible, and when one interferes with the other's date time, they start fighting (please remind them that you love all of them equally but they do need to honor each others time)
When they are under a lot of stress one or more of them might go dark for a bit. So one might get stuck in charge, please be kind to the one that gets stuck in charge they are trying their best. They also miss each other when this happens. They may not get along always, but they are a support/coping mechanism so they do rely on each other. Please support & love them no matter who is there.
They all have different love languages. Random is physical touch, Hothead's is acts of service, Icy is word of affirmation. All of do gift giving though too
Random finds you the craziest gifts, Hothead gets you thing he thinks you will like, Icy makes things he knows you'll use/need
That all I got for now lmk if you want a part 2 that's less science-y.
A little side doodle for my blitzbee story on Ao3.
First time drawing transformers, and I’m honestly really proud of how they look- something really satisfying about the TFA designs. Still don’t really know how to use tumblr, but I hope anyone who sees this enjoys it in someway.
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It is the second time within a week where a bee was swimming in the toilet bowl¿
This is the only location they appear in our house
Where are you coming from!!!
Techno organic bumblebee prompt.
Alright I know bee is usually mixed with a bumblebee because irony but here's an idea.
Why not mix him with one of these.
That my dears is a trigona crassipes aka vulture/carrion bee and they have an interesting little quirk where instead of using pollen they use the the meat from road kill to make there hives and honey.
Just imagine bumblebee actively HUNTING, using the corpses for his nest and just because I'm sadistic let's add that "techno" part to this shall we? To him rotting corpses are no different to say... scrapped machines. He alternates between using animals and scrap creating a biomechanical patchwork of a hive that makes his friends shudder at the thought of him potentially using them as material.