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[animalsnaps]

more relatable posts?

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[rainbowbrite39]

20 years in the future

Future Child: Mom, I found a lot of something called manga in the basement-

Me: Oh no

Future Child: What?

Me: I knew this day would come...

Future Child: Mom, what is it please. You're scaring me.

Me: Hush now, Eren. Please go fetch your brother Levi and your sister Mikasa. It's time that you all knew the truth.

[nobodyshere0000]

I drew a visual hair type classification guide. I thought I’d share it here. Mine is between 1b-1c.

[senor-butts]

[the-porcelain-empress-deactivat]

White couples that adopt non-white kids

[draumbouy-deactivated20150111]

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

[explodingactresses]

[takaeskcor]

WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@

[add-at-its-finest]

the true story

[rayana-moved-deactivated2021070]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Bill Gates wakes up and feels like a million bucks, he must be having a bad day

[whywelovedrake]

[brooklynmutt-deactivated2021090]

(via Anthony DeRosa)

[untexting]

LMAO

[yoo-knee-verse-deactivated20151]

[crossfadefairy-deactivated20200]

I just burst out laughing fucking hell

[speakingwithspectres]

lettme explain to you a thing son

[lithicc]

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

[howmanymoredays-deactivated2013]

Thank you.

[myvaginaisanuclearreactor-deact]

I will always re-blog this

[skywritingg]

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

[mexica-boricua-deactivated20180]

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

[thewellofastarael]

[manynamedshe]

I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

[oblivionkeeper23]

What diversity actually is:

How Hollywood sees diversity:

[nightmareooze]

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

[digitalpoltergeist]

Another way Hollywood sees diversity

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[gattsu]

going back to real life after playing skyrim for hours on end

[mediokrek]

I once ended up missing class because I woke up, and thought I had plenty of time to sleep in because I could just quick travel to campus.

[bugfucko-deactivated20181003]

Ho w

[nerdjpg]

One time I played Skyrim for 22 hours and I went outside and tried to select flowers with my eyes