Rainbows 🦋🦋 & 🐩🐕🐈

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[rainbowjay20]

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[rainbowjay20]

Berlinghoff Rassmusen

[rainbowjay20]

I can no longer say I've never driven a sports car.

Chevy Camaro

It was beat to hell.

I like SUVs better.

[rainbowjay20]

Flavored steamed milk and flavored foam for coffee.

Chocolate and Salted Carmel come to mind.

[pakse]

[linezandrhymez]

#FractalRamblings of a #poeticmind #poems, #poetry, #english, #french, #spanish, #Italian, #German, #Latin, #Norwegian, Various other #Langu

Sights

Two eyes glancing

Bad romancing

Nearly dancing

They follow and remember you.

Sparks are forming

Without warning

Love outpouring

Hiding us from a stranger's view

In the daylight,

In plain sight.

In the night,

We hide, it's true.

Before the ending

True Darkness descending

My soul is wending

It's a lonely way bending

To try and remember you

#poem, #poetry, #eyes, #romancing, #dancing, #remember, #sparks, #love, #strangers, #daylight,#night,#sight, #ending, #darkness, #soul, #lonely

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

so I was just finished with reading song of achilles, highly recommend, made me sob, and achilles pissed me off, like the pride was mental, so I thought that patroclus, my king, deserved some well deserved love and appreciation. The bigger person part is in no way at all a tribute to me because I am the petty bitch you will ever have the displeasure of coming across

@bardorsomethinglikethat @achillesfinch14 @bartdrawssometimes

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

@hyyl18

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@isoldmysoultothefae @mustard-in-a-bottle @st4ry3mi @ellie-moonbeam

[isoldmysoultothefae]

I like faes and my Ao3 user is isoldmysoultothefae and your girl is indecisive when it comes to users

Open tags

[crowthesapphic]

I want my nickname to be crow so it’s my online name and I’m very gay

@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness

[woahlookatthatcoolbird]

One of my favorite memes is the "look at all those chickens", I like birds and a word I use alot is Woah

@qwerty-sky @legendaryllamawolf @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @rooksterooni @astrax-nemo @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @oddity101 + anyone who also wants to!

[astrax-rayo]

purely because i searched ‘latin names for star things’ one day which somehow shortened to astrax over time and then nemo because. fish

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

@rapidminecrafter @kweeche @allaboutofmusicwithibukimioda @sunshine-snake @eefogirl @forgetful-crowe @astelbanana @littlechaoscryptid @gloomycoffinn and anyone else who’d like to join

[sunshine-snake]

'sunshine-snake' because "sunshine" i just decided oneday i was going to be my online name, and snake since i kind of make a hissing sound (that sounds like a snake) when i laugh sometimes :3

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[maedaeeee]

um

mae is in my name umm and i needed to find a word that had may in it so uhh

so uh…… mae dae .,, . , .. ,, x , ye

ok

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian +opentags :1

[violetrosiecookiesleepydragon]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm Prob because in Roblox every one called me Violet but I added the Rosie because it was the name of my dog plushie that I lost in 4th grade and cookie because I like cookies so that's why I picked VioletRosieCookie :]

Open tags bc I'm lazy heh Violet Out ><

[will-0-the-wispp]

Fuck mine has lore...

So my.first username was wendigoweirdo but someone told me that it was offensive to native American tribes so I changed it to willow weirdo. And then I just felt like adding the daydreamer because that's was I am :3

@hrrrrt-of-mxsic1128 @dazaisfavbitch @thatgurlrose @sage0clock @jacksfoxevangeline

[jacksfoxevangeline]

back when my username was @/pipermcleandaugterofaphrodite, I saw a post by a Cherokee person talking about how much they hate Piper and that she's not representation because she's stereotypes with legs (fair enough). I'm white, so I have no right to have myself connected to people my ancestors hurt, so I changed my user to what it is now because I'm also Evangeline Fox fictionkin

Moots:

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @alien-in-washington @lexi-is-short @cleaning-spray-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @written-by-music @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @rosedmcenjoyer @confusedfroggirl @thevoidlapidarym @shadow-vex @cicadabee @anonymousdoggie @chickfila-offical @aviewtodeath @livviedaltonvintagedoll @goodplayproductions @ravenswritingdesk231 @allisteristired @duckwithdeviousintent @iminyourbedsheets @nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine @hypnopompic-decay @elliotsaqueenfan @ilovecoveysongs @alchemy-and-royalty @monster-of-the-margins @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil

[kays-reblogs]

alright so my first username was skzfangirl143 because i was a skz ult back then and 143 from their song case 143 !! eventually i started stanning more groups and realized SKZfangirl143 didn't cover it so i changed it to written-by-music because i do spend a lot of time listening to music and a lot of the time music and my mood do correlate!

tags: @ivoraaahills @swirled-with-ink @slut-for-han-jisung @heroz-zz @zawranq @atetheluck @phiapiled @phaelusion @randomfriendlyloser @soda-sprite + all of my other moots!

[soda-sprite-deactivated20260519]

thx for the tag kayy!! <3

i used to be 'grape-soda-and-impish-behaviour' because i was drinking grape soda a lot and one of my main ocs at the time was called imp then i deactivated and came back as 'soda-imp' cause it was shorter yet still matched my purple theme and mood ^^

and then i changed it to 'soda-sprite' because my theme was sort of greenish with a fairycore vibe to it and my mood was more 'spritely' but i still liked soda and also still wanted to be recognisable to my moots so i kept the soda bit and i haven't changed it since!! :D

i've been thinking of changing it to soda-pop [what some of my moots call me and also the 'pop' bit matches my party theme] though... unsure! :]

taglist: @twistedangelboness @st4ry3mi @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @boyfa1lure @sushigeeg @fruitbattys @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @extra-extra-unhinged @skyrigel @melancholic-whimsy @aamtreeanalogy @tsynssarus @written-by-music @ocean-v1ew @phaelusion @potatoanarchist @vickysnowpawz @citric-citrus @damsel-understresss @mechanical-deer @sunnaestt @ilikesheeppp @arliarolli @itsmesuhasini + open tags!! ^^

[volume-down]

ayo thx for the tag ( rant under the cut >:> )

Okay, so my real username wasn't actually supposed to be potatoanarchist, I made that up on a whim and I have a mind to change it. It was supposed to be Xaosix, and for a very personal reason.

To keep it as simple as possible for you, someone I knew died a while back. I had known them for my entire life--seriously, they were around since I was a baby. We had a nickname for them and that's why the six that's apart of my username. I'm not specifying what the nickname was.

The other part of my username is a reference to my mom's name. No, her name doesn't start with X. It starts with J, but I've decided to keep it as X to make a little XO sort of w/ the Xaosix. In case you can't see it

XaOsix

The XO is for both her and the person.

If I end up changing my user or online name twenty times and twenty times again, this is something that will always remain the same. It just...hits a bit different when people call me that instead of potato.

As for potatoanarchist...yeah, the reason is a tad sad, too. I've had this...mentality for the past few years that has proven to be incredibly detrimental. And I've always tried to get rid of it, like an anarchist would their government, but it's always felt too small. Like a potato. But then I smiled and got the idea that maybe I could make somebody smile with that username, a small thing ( a potato ) lightening their mood ( anarchist ). So I kept it.

You'll soon notice a lot of the decisions I make are born from personal experiences/ideas.

Deepest apologizes if this just depressed you and ruined the mood of this entire tag game 😭 extra sorry if you were already tagged I really don't know

@forgfrogg @unexpectedly-wizardposting @burnttoast7272 @biroasedemon @daydreamz333 @firestar1998 @callmesmth @hattonthehatman @formulaparkolympian @trafficcat @mustard-in-a-bottle @iamsriiiiiiii @vulpyabby @epichermesholymoly @elizabethmdejess @thescrollkeeperswife @blank-kitty @jaybirddrawsthings7 @snarkysnack09 @ludwigwormwood @rusty-spooooooooon @l-zah1ra @firefly247 @st4ry3mi @randomperson2009 @lunathetunaaa @raccoonico @maybemarz @kirapjo0818 @one-million-beers @coisinha1-14-1 @writingwithoutconfidence @temisjanaina @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @lexi-arts @tehizel @theblackberryhimself @vixiestarfrost @lmanburglogs @obsidiansandwich @vickysnowpawz @novnovv + open tags ig

[epichermesholymoly]

honestly my user comes from my youtube user, but that comes from EPIC: The Musical, my favorite character being Hermes lol

yeah mine's kinda boring lol

@river22463 @lilspark-offical @p0pr0x1an @st4rzk4ndee @cams-rambles @tadctonorway @deemondude @loch-nes-dragon

[rocky-core]

im gonna start with my old one which is alot better

My old username was caine-the-chair-smacker

Why?

Because In third grade I was um.. lets say a chaotic child and was not on the right pills for My ever so present ADHD. This was the second year I was on a med like that and the perscription changed. My modu wasn't handling it too well so I was a 3-4 foot ball of blonde anger. My third grade teacher must have done /said something to piss me off. So using all might of a third grader i had.. i picked up on of those those chairs ( there was no desk on them) and SMACKED my third grade teacher with it. I got in trouble and she hated me after that but I wasn't moved to a different teacher which was weird.

My new one is just my name and rambles because I like to ramble

So yeah. You know what I did in third grade

@alastormooseboi

@booknerd2712

[booknerd2712]

uHhhh mine I just like books and I call myself a nerd. And the numbers 2712 are important to me but I won't specify

@cmaymanuel

@feralgoatman

[feralgoatman]

Oh dear, my username has a lot of lore behind it as I’ve based it off of my OC who’s book I’ve been planning and writing for about 3 years.

Feral has changed to ‘Farrell’ to make it an actual name, but I kept the simple ‘Feral’ for my usernames for the fun of it, and it has ‘goat’ because Farrell is a satyr.

I would go into the lore of my character, but that’s… a lot… to write so… yeah

@hotflatwaffle @lindwyrmrelinquished @j-pin-stuff @s0f-arg2010 @entostick

(I tagged all the people who’s usernames make me curious… ofc I know the story behind HotFlatWaffle, but it’s fun)

[just-a-random-citisen]

Mine is simple, Sof is the short for my name (sofia) and arg is cause of Argentina, I wont say what the numbers mean tho

@charlie-vr @kzo4reall @amethystgoddessalt (cant find ur main srry) @cmaymanuel (ik you were alredy tagged but idc) @eyesore-boi @reaperdrawsart

[charlie-vr]

it's my name. V stands for my middle name (Valenty (masc) Valentyna (fem)- i use them interchangebly depending on my mood) and R because it looks cool

@skeebeedeethesequel @serza5 @axymoron @insultedaxe @unluckedtj

[skeebeedeethesequel]

I just like saying skeebeedee a lot irl so when I was making my blog it’s the first thing that came to mind

@mang0chees3 @do-wap-bada-do-wap-bada-do-wap @stellar-entity @dragonnon

[do-wap-daba-do-wap-daba-do-wap]

I just got into will wood and wanted my username to be "imemyself" (a song from him) but it was taken so i just went with 1memyself or something then i decided why not use the first lyrics in that song so yeah that happend

@forcesofnaturepokevids @melda0m3 @squirpies

[melda0m3]

I genuinely don't remember the origin of melda. It's just been existing forever tbh. Definitely has something to do with little me's zelda love, but not sure what

@leniiskindacool @pennyroyald @super-powerful-queen-reyna @toxetta @never-wake-up @one-step-at-a-time25

[super-powerful-queen-reyna]

I genuinely had no idea what to do when I created it and I was deep into the pjo fandom at the time so I decided to theme it after Reyna, and the SPQR name the fandom had found for her. I later found out I was aroace too

@speedwagons-glorious-mane @dragongodryss @hardcore-solangelo-19 @king-of-anime-simping @moredifferentthanusual

[hardcore-solangelo-19]

ayyy same here - i had no clue what to name myself and since i was a diehard solangelo fan (one may even say hardcore) i js named myself that. no clue where the 19 came from. as far as i now the username was available normally i js like numbers @elarawandahoi, @certifiedasexual, @funkytown999, @someonewhos-world and any of my mutuals i forgot!!

[certifiedasexual]

Okay so this might sound super sappy but I doubted being ace for a long long time (compounded by the fact that people would say I was “too young to know”), and so I chose this username as a sort of proof that I know who I am and what I want :D

@nickwantchocolate @hosshi027 @heartss4elysia @newroyaloceans plus all my other mutuals!!

[hosshi027]

So the Alo part is the first 3 letters of my IRL name and Hosshi (Star) comes from a little green round creature from the anime Kaitou Joker lol and 27 is my favorite number hahah 😅

Tagging:

@killin-it-girl-wooo @jammerlea

@jazzxsonic-art

and anyone on else who feels like it 😊

[killin-it-girl-wooo]

Very very simple, I made an account at first to binge Reprogrammed lore and art and I was RUSHING...so I just put whatever song that was stuck in my head at that moment. Added a "wooo" because I was quite excited to jump into the rabbit hole 🤩✨

The song in question: Killin' It Girl (solo version, specifically)

Why my brain decided on such a "bad boy" song is beyond me ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

Thank you for the tag homie 😚🫶 Moot tags and anyone else who wants to join (I am quite curious c'mon c'mon spill the lore c'monnnn I beg)

@gloomy-girlypop @mynameisfanfic @sequoia-draws / @mono-sequ @ace-apollo99 @conis1234 @nigerianpaula @patchworkbearss @adrifoxec @christheunfezant @schmuckthesilliest @concook20 @caseytheartist @lavinia9000 @errorberrornight @foxilii -> again, open tags

[errorberrornight]

Oh, well, me and my irl friend originally made this profile for a comic that we wanted to make. The comic isn't happening anymore because we both had a lot of stuff going on irl, so she sorta just gave me the account but I do plan on changing up my profile eventually to relect the fact that I'm not rlly into UTAU anymore but rather massively into Wild Kratts.

She did choose the (still current) name, however, so I don't really know what her full thought process what at the time and she probably doesn't remember anymore, considering it was years ago. If I had to guess, she chose it because it's a mix of the three main AU Sanses that would've been relevant in our comic, being Error, Blueberry (although I prefer to call him Blue or Swap)/Blueberror (even if it would have been sorta an AU of him that we made up for the comic) and Nightmare.

@mozilla0008 @zero904nero @carrotsarctic @ace-apollo99 @emptywindtrail @storkseasss @thewulfandthecheetah @jokerislandgirl32 @concook20 @hevillylaura @foxilii

[jokerislandgirl32]

Thank you for the tag! Sorry it took me so long to respond!

My username Jokerislandgirl32...

Joker: My love for the Joker, specifically Heath Ledger's Joker and Joker from the Young Justice TV series.

Island: My love for the classic TV Series Gilligan's Island.

Girl: I'm a major fangirl in many fandoms.

32: My second favorite numer, and the jersey number of one of my favorite baseball players.

But altogether, my username also means that I wish I could be on an island all alone with the Joker and all my favorite characters. Chilling alone, happy as can be with my favorite guys 😃.

So yes, that is my username lore!

Tagging anyone! No pressure tags to @caityrayeraye @novazentryx @sealmonger @bigzachfan03 @l4mpzp4wz @mckenzie-t-canis-lupus

[caityrayeraye]

Caity is my main nickname

Raye is my middle name

My sister calls me caityrayeraye sometimes

@lab3llefleur @m0thisonfire @kym-truestory @imnotkosmic @rainyhoundanimemusic @bejeweled-wahlberg @seleneysstuff @octoqueen10 @novazentryx @pinkiemachine

[kym-truestory]

Thanks @caityrayeraye

Geez, I have 3 Tumblrs, you want all??? Starting w/

kym_truestory-my friend & I decided we wanted a cool way to spell our names, Kim was cool w/ a “y” to us & “true story” was basically my catchphrase when I was younger

kym-cruz-same story w/ Kim being Kym & Cruz is my last name

kym-vampire47-same Kim story & I love vampires (I’m hybrid human/vampire) & I used to be a huge fan of the Dolan twins, pretty sure Ethan’s fav # was 47 so just dashed that in

Tags: @jjfrommn @haroldless @five-sos-five @fivefootsxven @maceline27 @marshmallowtraver @princess-kayleigh @rainyhoundanimemusic @rainbowjay20 @calumthomashoodblog @calumhoodaily @calumhoodshands & every1 who sees this & wants to join the fun

[rainbowjay20]

So when I was in high school we had different dress up days during Homecoming week. One of those days was "Back in the Day" where you could dress up in vintage clothes. I dressed up in 60's/70's hippy clothes. Rainbow tie-dye. It stuck. When we had to pick our e-mails a little later that year I picked Rainbow, Jay (my name) and I was the 2nd person to sign up for that name. This is my second tumblr of this name, I had a previous one so this is 2.0 but tumblr doesn't allow (.) in names only dashes. I still have that old email but never use it.

I also have @linezandrhymez, which is a poetry blog. I think that name is fairly self explanatory.

Anyone of my followers who want to contribute feel free

[rainbowjay20]

I had two songs pop into my head this week. Why? I have no f*ing idea.

[michelem703]

Song of the Day

Happy Wednesday

[linezandrhymez]

#FractalRamblings of a #poeticmind #poems, #poetry, #english, #french, #spanish, #Italian, #German, #Latin, #Norwegian, Various other #Langu

Bereft

It's hard to breathe with half a heart

The pain alone can kill

What starts with tearing asunder

Results in agony and woe distilled

Half my heart resides elsewhere

You've taken it away

The pair of us are both bereft

But close to me you will not stay

Until you return to me, my love

I sit and wait and sigh

Above all that I pray that you

Return to me before I die

[rainbowjay20]

Cause &Effect ____________________________________ Never considered the effect I had on you Never thought of more than just today Never considered the effect I had on you Never wasted any of my time on you Now I find I long for yesterday ____________________________________ I woke up this morning and I saw that you were gone I can’t help feeling that I’ve done you wrong This feeling in my chest wants to explode from me This feeling wants you back where you belong ____________________________________ ‘Cuz I never considered the effect I had on you I never thought of more than just today Never wasted any of my time on you Now I find I long for yesterday ____________________________________ I’ve been wondering where you are and where you’ve gone I woke up this morning reaching out for you Something tells me I won’t like the answer Something tells me I belong with you ____________________________________

‘Cuz I never considered the effect I had on you I never thought of more than just today Never wasted any of my time on you Now I find I long for yesterday ____________________________________ It was so much easier when we were kids The playground rules don’t apply today I wonder if we’ll ever get back to that I wonder if I’ll see you today ____________________________________ ‘Cuz I never considered the effect I had on you I never thought of more than just today I never wasted any of my time on you Now I find I long for yesterday ____________________________________

[rainbowjay20]

Now with swag

https://www.zazzle.com/z/amsrfbwo?rf=238187470587443144

[rainbowjay20]

So the Dr told me the same thing I have been told before but it hit a bit harder this time. Get rid of the equipment you aren't using. (I'm paraphrasing.) I was writing poetry on the subject ten years ago, and I remember it being mentioned further back then that.

Apart

How I wish you were here

To keep away the fright

This decision isn't easy. This burden isn't light.

__________________________

When the world seems weary

And pain blossoms bright

This decision isn't easy. This burden isn't light.

__________________________

I'd sign away our future

To end my current plight

This decision isn't easy. This burden isn't light.

__________________________

Will you come to hate me?

Will the pattern turn out right?

My decision isn't easy. Your burden isn't light.

__________________________

__________________________

Together

I see the path before me lying

I admit I couldn't before

I want to be there for your sorrow

That's what partners are for

I understand. I bear your burdens gladly.

__________________________

The pattern is so clear now

As wheels unwind and turn

Were you to light the match

I'd simply watch the world burn

I understand. I bear your burdens gladly.

__________________________

When our secrets are discovered

And all the world seems lost

We will burn together

No matter how high the cost

I understand. I bear your burdens gladly.

__________________________

But when the tide is changing

And all the lights are pale

Will you stand beside me,

To finish the drawn out tale?

Do you understand? Will you bear my burdens gladly?____________________________________________________

If I start a countdown now

Countdown (168)

That doesn’t make me horrible

It just makes me tired

Sick of the pain and heartbreak

It’s a purposeless fight

Burning through energy

I could use so much more

Time better spent elsewhere

If there is a reason

I can’t find it

Like a vestigial organ

No longer needed

Why should I suffer

If I will never

Bare a mother’s fate?

I don’t need to suffer

To be a woman

If I will never be a mother

As Lady MacBeth said

Unsex me here

Please?

[rainbowjay20]

Very Raw first attempt. It was supposed to be a love song. It ended up more like a Folksie sounding almost Church song. I think it needs another verse yet. And accompaniment. But as a WIP it's okay.

[rainbowjay20]

I hate waiting for test results...

[rainbowjay20]

Come you masters of war You that build the big guns You that build the death planes You that build all the bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks

You that never done nothin’ But build to destroy You play with my world Like it’s your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly

Like Judas of old You lie and deceive A world war can be won You want me to believe But I see through your eyes And I see through your brain Like I see through the water That runs down my drain

You fasten all the triggers For the others to fire Then you sit back and watch When the death count gets higher You hide in your mansion While the young people’s blood Flows out of their bodies And is buried in the mud

You’ve thrown the worst fear That can ever be hurled Fear to bring children Into the world For threatening my baby Unborn and unnamed You ain’t worth the blood That runs in your veins

How much do I know To talk out of turn You might say that I’m young You might say I’m unlearned But there’s one thing I know Though I’m younger than you That even Jesus would never Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question Is your money that good? Will it buy you forgiveness Do you think that it could? I think you will find When your death takes its toll All the money you made Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die And your death’ll come soon I will follow your casket By the pale afternoon And I’ll watch while you’re lowered Down to your deathbed And I’ll stand o'er your grave ‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead

https://youtu.be/h2mabTnMHe8

[rainbowjay20]

I found myself during Mass on Easter Sunday singing this song. I must be headed to well, not to the place with the pearly gates and harp!

It's a shame no one makes movies about things like robbing the secret vault of the Vatican. This would be great dropped in somewhere.

Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in Rome

Known as Vatican II

Among the things they did

In an attempt to make the church more commercial

Was to introduce the vernacular into portions of the mass, to replace Latin

And to widen somewhat the range of music permissible in the liturgy

But I feel that if they really wanna sell the product in-

In this secular age

What they ought to do is to redo some of the liturgical music in popular song forms

I have a modest example here

It's called the Vatican Rag

First you get down on your knees

Fiddle with your rosaries

Bow your head with great respect

And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Do whatever steps you want if

You have cleared them with the pontiff

Everybody say his own Kyrie, eleison

Doin' the Vatican Rag

Get in line in that processional

Step into that small confessional

There the guy who's got religion'll

Tell you if your sin's original

If it is, try playin' it safer

Drink the wine and chew the wafer

Two, four, six, eight

Time to transubstantiate

So get down upon your knees

Fiddle with your rosaries

Bow your head with great respect

And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Make a cross on your abdomen

When in Rome do like a Roman

Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya

Gettin' ecstatic and sorta dramatic and

Doin' the Vatican Rag3

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This is a still from a commercial for St. Croix. Someone shoot that horse "owner" please. Then feed that poor horse.