Absolute Chaos

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[melda0m3]

Intro post!

Just a little note before we start, please don't DM me unless we've been mutuals for a while, or unless I Initiate it. I will probably ignore you if you do

Hello! I am melda, I go by any pronouns, and I'm just an artist here to appreciate fandom stuff (mainly)! Below is a MUCH more in-depth intro! Enjoy your stay!

Good news! I have art trades and doodle requests now!

Hello (again)! I'm melda (SaYuNaMo on Artfight and meldie on Twitch) I am no longer a minor, I go by any pronouns, but would be really happy if you used he/they more often than she/her to switch things up, and I'm a biromantic asexual demigirl! I'm bilingual too! French is my mother tongue and English is my second language!

My stance on proshipping: I have one rule when it comes to fandom: Don't like what you see? Block the person. I don't care which dolls you make kiss or how you make them kiss, but if it makes me personally uncomfortable, I will just block you with no drama. Don't know what that makes me, but I don't care really cause at the end of the day, it's all internet drama that stops the moment the phone is closed.

I'm a selfshipper! My main partners are

Alucard from Castlevania (selective sharing)

Aoi Miyake from D4DJ (nonsharing)

Tsubaki Aoyagi from D4DJ (nonsharing)

Kaoru Seta from Bandori (selective sharing)

Klavier Gavin from Ace Attorney (selective sharing)

Dominique de Sade from case study of Vanitas/Vanitas no Carte (nonsharing)

Gina from Gnosia (selective sharing, but mostly chill)

Mollymauk Tealeaf from The Mighty Nein (more the animated series since I haven't watched the campaign) (selective sharing)

Learn more about that in my selfship blog! (Linked later in the post)

I'm into A LOT of fandoms, but some of the ones I never leave are

Vocaloid

Undertale/Deltarune

DDLC

The legend of Zelda

Pokemon

Omori

Cult of the lamb

Child of light

Ace Attorney (specifically the Phoenix Wright trilogy, Apollo Justice trilogy is in progress)

Demon slayer

The apothecary diaries

Vanitas no carte

Witch hat atelier

Mon voeu le plus sincère

EPIC the musical

I'm currently playing Gnosia, D4DJ, Muse dash, TGAA, Dual Destinies and many others! I'm currently reading, not much, but there are a few French books I have/started (also started the Illiad)!

A special post for my mutuals

Click here for a random post of mine

If anything goes wrong with this blog, @melda2 is my other account! So, if it's active, something is wrong in here, lol

I have an ask blog too! If you're a boueibu fan, or not, check out @boueibuask! Honestly, it's funnier when you don't have the context, so I highly encourage you to send an ask if you know nothing about the show, lol

Go to @melda-without-rblogs for most of my original posts!

I now have a jirai-specific blog!

And now also one specific for selfshipping

I'm mostly gonna be posting my art here! Says this but gets too scared to post my art

[cremsie]

There's so much to be proud of!

[dovewithscales]

This is your cue to follow your passions. Do whatever interests you and don't worry about whether or not you'll be good at it. The moment you try something for the first time, you are immediately better at it than everyone who hasn't tried it.

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[buginateacup]

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

[2000mallow]

castlevania: curse of darkness

[melda0m3]

Mollymauk Tealeaf-Genderfluid+bisexual moodboard

[reactionimagesdaily]

[chio-chan2artbox]

I got inspired by that one special PnF episode lol

[Human!Perry Poll] [Doofenshmirtz Poll]

[moemai]

Long may he reign !! 👑✨💜

Print available in my shop !

[alexsrandomramblings]

The whole standing on tippy-toes but still having to pull Yasha down to whisper in her ear.

[fumbledpaladin]

Molly liked this part.

Jewelry done! teeny tiny little sword earring done, teeny tiny little moon charm done, Several silver and gold horn accents, done, necklace done, And nails did.

Oh and he has a belt now!

Last thing to do is the coat!

[vyzoi]

I wish minors took the time to learn internet safety

It’ll literally save your life

Minors should never talk to adults in a sexual way and adults shouldn’t encourage that behavior

It’s not safe for the adults in the situation either because they can get easily accused of something terrible due to the minors fault

But there are creeps around who don’t mind and enjoy it

Really, be safe and listen to people online who are trying to protect you

[vyzoi]

Not at all. This is knowledge that should be well known too.

[vyzoi]

It truly is a parent’s responsibility to really teach minors online safety. Alas, many don’t care enough or give advice that’s not even deep enough.

Parents really need to monitor their children. It’s not the adults online responsibility’s to do so. But, here we are.

[vyzoi]

[vyzoi]

[sobcat]

June will save us because we believe #ourdetermination

[designingxdaffodils]

Another thanks to @sparklytimebun for this commission of Soma. He's quite comfortable in the shadows, isn't he??

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