Not funny, didn't laugh.
"Not funny, didn't laugh"? Psh, kid, I don't think you have any clue who you're talking to. Of course you don't, all you know is to sit on your computer and browse the latest shitty copypasta. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in comedy school. Now, you may not think that's a big achievement, I get that, with your round ass glasses and a hairstyle that convinces everyone around you you're going bald, it's easy to think so. However, I went to this scarce school, something only the best of the best could ever get. They appointed you for if you passed top of your class in every single comedy class you've ever been in. You had to come out of the womb naturally being funny. And since you were born through methods unknown to man kind, you of course, would never understand. That unknown method, despite being probably unique, made you the most unfunny person in the world. But I'm getting ahead of myself. The best of the best comedians approached me, the ones who founded this school, the classics, the most popular comedians in the whole world; Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, the whole gang of funny guys came up to me. And you know what they said? They said to me; "You're pretty funny kid. Your scores have always been amazing. We think you got what it takes to go to our one of a kind school". At first, I was perplexed. I couldn't believe the most known funny people in the whole entire world have founded a school just for comedy, and had invited me to it. Originally, I was planning on going to Harvard, as they had accepted not too long before this. Of course, I wanted to go, who wouldn't, but I knew that deep down, comedy was my passion. My fire. My spark. So being invited to this comedy school was the best thing that ever happened to me. Apparently, it was even better than Harvard, even the acceptance rate was higher, as I said earlier. So I accepted. I told them I would do, even when they warned me it wouldn't be easy. But I didn't care. I burned so many hours in that school, pure blood, sweat, and tears into every single thing. There was so many other funny people, and it was like a dog fighting ring. People constantly going at each other's throats. Attacking each other. I saw a few kids die at that school in front of me. But I made it out of there alive, I was the one to make it top, and most importantly, I was the funniest person in the school. I went on to become the funniest person in my town, then in my state, then in my country, the funniest person in the whole world, and finally, the funniest person in the whole Milky-way galaxy. My next goal is to become the funniest person the universe, and I am fast approaching completion. So, kid, before you say that phrase, "Not funny, didn't laugh", you should think of who you're talking to, because you've completely embarrassed yourself by saying that by saying that to the most funny person in the world.
