shawty had them apple bottom jeans

she/her • trans • 17 • writer

[raining-violetzz]

Hey guys redoing the pinned post again

Violet - she/they

i’m 17 as of rn. White and South Asian - EST, USA

fandom interests:

rdr2, stardew valley, jjba (all parts), undertale, hadestown, dimension 20, the owl house

music interests:

talking heads, big thief, adrianne lenker, alex g, noah kahan, fleetwood mac, train breaks down, american football, bon iver, jack ziesemer, kendrick lamar, Tyler, the creator, steve lacy, common

other interests:

CONLANGING!! cartography!! birding, poetry, fiction writing, creative non-fiction, rnb, rap, choral music, making indie rock, political science, geography, geopolitics, language, language-learning, d&d, call of cthulhu

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[raining-violetzz]

@unincorrectt call me zohran

[dogpuppy]

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[targetedknowledge]

[zmpl]

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[macabre-vernissage]

life gets so much better when you realize you can just make your own things instead of buying them

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[teaboot]

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[teaboot]

Carry on my wayward son

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[dogpuppy]

My best post.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[super-lazer-piss]

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

[super-lazer-piss]

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better