fight hands up tits out

everybody's gay and Bella is horny on main✌️ I'm pan and poly so if you come at me for my queer poly hc’s I will personally manifest in your dreams to aggresively slap my own ass and blow raspberries at you from the clouds with Jesus himself as my witness :) if @Skyhon follows u that's my main blog baybeeeee

[momokarp]

That Cullen kid is being weird with your daughter

[iminlovewithpercyjackson]

@zbeesz

[vampiresinforks]

[dewdropie]

it's women's history month so here are some of my favorite twilight women ♡

[tinycactusfromarizona]

Eat up bitches!! 🍲

[fuckmeyer]

the choice between Edward & Jacob is not a question of which relationship is healthier or which partner is best suitable for Bella. neither is correct. neither is best. neither produces a happy ending for Bella. at the end of the day this is still a vampire novel. any choice Bella could make would yield, at best, a bittersweet happily ever after.

if she chooses Edward, she gets the terrifying Breaking Dawn ending: a girl who rejected her call to grow up has hung her love & her eternity on an emotionally stunted partner who hates himself marginally less than he loves her. she's a teen mom with a kid she never wanted who perpetuates the generational trauma passed down from her parents. by keeping this child, the Cullens have set the stage for an uprising/cold war against the Volturi who are likely to take revenge in order to maintain power. Bella is living in a tenuous "dream come true" wrapped in a nightmare & doesn't realize it.

choosing Jacob is the true coming-of-age ending that rips the stitches out of a wound that never fully healed. even if we ignore the fact that she ends up with a man who sexually assaulted her (we must bear in mind Jacob's character is influenced by smeyer's racism, but it did happen), they can't have a secure romantic relationship. based on the high imprinting rate of the pack, Jacob will likely find his imprint in his lifetime & will lose himself to the imprintee. he will no longer be her Jacob. he will inevitably abandon her (whether he wants to or not), & she must reconcile with the reality that she will always be inadequate to Jacob's imprint. & say he never manages to escape the vampires? he will presumably not age for a long time, meaning the relationship Bella always feared with Edward (her being an old grandmother while he stays forever young) remains a possibility. this is the story of a girl who slaps a Band Aid on an open wound & calls herself healed while flinching every time she sees the shadow of the knife that cut her.

if she chooses neither (team therapy), her healing requires her to lose or be at least partially disconnected from everyone she cares about. Bella must spend the rest of her life shut out from one world while never fully existing in her human world ever again. she must always keep secrets. she can never go back home. even in the unlikely event that she manages to escape the Volturi, the threat of being hunted by vampires will never leave her. in addition, she must face her worst fears (aging, losing Edward) while always keeping in mind the immortal life that could have been hers, if only.

even the "healthiest" option produces scars that will never quite heal.

Twilight is a horror. Twilight is a vampire novel. Twilight is gothic. Twilight is fiction. neither Edward nor Jacob is a "bad" choice because neither will give Bella her happily ever after. the choice between Edward & Jacob is simply a matter of which horror story you prefer to read.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

will truly never get over how messy carlisle was for making edward suck the venom out of bella in twilight. 'yes I am the only one here who has tasted human blood without sucking them dry, and son I know you specifically are overcome by her scent....but I'm a doctor. I'm the only one here who can set her leg😔' as if edward hasn't also been to medical school multiple times and has never assisted carlisle before sjdhsjsj edward ABSOLUTELY could have set her leg while his dad handled the venom. he was just panicking in the moment and carlisle was like CAN we wrap this up already. he fully did that expecting edward to just let her change sjdhdjsjkd

[rythyme]

hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

[cjcemetery-deactivated20240702]

and stephanie meyer still hasn't apologized for her giving a Native tribe a false history or used any of the billions she made from these false histories to help the Quileute tribe

[rainwatersunset]

Y’know technically bc vampire woman can’t have kids it makes no sense men can ejaculate, because they can’t really make semen anymore or whatever. Honestly it would make more sense that AFAB would still be fertile bc they are born with eggs (usually) and AMAB have to make their lil guys every time they bust a nut (I know it's more complicated than that but humor me here bc vampires are immortal and “stuck in time”). But newborns are more powerful bc they still have their old blood, right? So they can still retain some of their old DNA and stuff as a vampire. The reason the blood strength fades is bc they are actively using it as they live as a vampire.

So. Technically. Technicallllly. That could also be the case for.... Other things. But what if it was never used and it wasn’t needed for daily functioning?

What I’m saying here is that technically the spunk that got Bella pregnant was only there bc Edward hadn’t jacked off and used up his immortal swimmers for 90 years

[only-tiktoks]

[ezzakennebba]

“Bella, socket wrench.”

“Mm, got it.”

(a little gift for @ultward just for being neat and writing golden stuff, hope you don’t mind)

[ezzakennebba]

“..every aspect of being a vampire - all but the danger to her - was suddenly acceptable to me, because it was what had let me live long enough to find Bella.”

[only-tiktoks]

[hareepotter]

ya lit meme | three of eight otps | twilight by stephenie meyer

“‘You’ve kept me waiting a long time,’ she said.” “And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said, ‘I’m sorry, ma’am.’” Alice laughed at the memory. Jasper smiled down at her. “You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.”

[emseclipse]

it’s new moon season

[teamjacobthot]

the original new moon script just got a certain flavor to it…….a certain jenny say quan………….

[teamjacobthot]

ok but we missed out on some serious character insight on charlie like what ?????

[teamjacobthot]

[bellasredchevy]

via 1918-1921

[bellasredchevy]

via 1933-1935

[kristensource]

[rainwatersunset]

Her eyebrows don't look like shit in the OG twilight. Why do they look like someone just learned what an eyebrow pencil is in the multimillion dollar sequels