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"So your name's ruh-nez-may?" "Haha, yeah, kind of weird, right? But I was named after my grandmothers, Renee and Esme." "Wait? Esme? Dr. Cullen's wife? She's your grandma? She looks 25."

"Oh wait, no, sorry, haha, named after my grandmother Renee and foster mother Esme." "How were you named after your foster mother? Did they change your birth name?"

"Wait, no, um, by coincidence my foster mother and my bio grandmother are both named Esme?"

"What."

"Never mind. Next time, I'm telling people my name is Vanessa."

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

soup-mother

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

cobythinks

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

all-roads-are-now-bent

terezis

reporting back to the raven queen

evergreen-femme

why does this read like fetish content

small-guide-of-nara

駅のホームで見つけました。クワガタが電車に乗りたいみたいです。

On the platform,I found him. A stag beetle wants to take a train…

thememedaddy

mywaysthehighway

this could not hit harder if it tried

chekhovs-raygun

OKAY LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM SO FUNNY I WOKE MYSELF UP TO REACH FOR THE PHONE then forgot what it was. but i finally remembered. justin mcelroy had bought a graveyard for a new show and anyone could get buried in it for free, but he got to make fun of them on camera first. so the whole fuckin show was him interviewing the family of the deceased, as they stood there around the coffin, and then dunking on their dead grandma. he'd be like 'wow she wasn't very strong for a grandma, huh. brittle bones. just some dogshit grandma bones.'

i don't think this would be the worst show ever but it would be uhhhh probably up there. justin if you read this i am so sorry. but you were incredibly good at making fun of weakass dead grannies.

closet-keys

My heart is breaking for @fadell-aldany. I'm terrified for him. His health has been failing for months due to this genocide, and even maintaining the most basic care at the hospital now feels hopeless. Please donate to him as soon as possible. His campaign is vetted at gazavetters #197. He needs help immediately to afford these bills.