down 2 boogie

basic bitch

[different-landscapes]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dogs are creatures we’ve spent the past 10,000 years genetically engineering to love us. No ethics committee ever approved of it.

[theladybiologist]

I knew I liked her for a damn good reason….

[amidst-rain]

[awwww-cute]

My nephew found a sea shell with squid eggs inside. (Source: https://ift.tt/2KG2jIJ)

[humorblr]

[desperate-housewives]

[minoansnakegoddessofficial-deac]

Dusting Off the Male Gaze, Yuko Shimizu

[pr1nceshawn]

[naomiswatt-deactivated20190530]

[myturtlespeedy]

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[wlwellbutrin]

listen i also hate those dumbass political cartoons about kids and their phones but at the same time you’re a fool if you flat out deny there are negative aspects to the way we communicate in the social media age

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bluegrasshole]

possibly the funniest and most relatable tweet i’ve ever seen