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| Destiny | Female ♀ She/Her| 21 | August 1 | INFP/TP | Hetero/Married | Leo Sun/Libra Moon | American living down-under | __________________________________________ I like: Tales of Series, Metal Gear Solid, Legend of Zelda, FFXV, Stardew Valley, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Overwatch, Rune Factory, Animal Crossing, Life is Strange, ATLA, Free!, PMMM, Kyoukai no Kanata, Vocaloid/UTAU, cute stuff, foodporn, and more! Anxious AF so I probably haven't met you but I love you anyway!

[raiyux]

Prompto, u okay buddy??

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[musicalhell]

Up until now, the USPS sending my mother-in-law’s birthday presents for my son from Kentucky, having them get as far as Denver, then go back the other way to Tennessee, then to Denver and finally here was the craziest thing I’d seen.

[raiyux]

When I lived at my old house, my mom mailed the landlord her rent check within the same city, and they sent it to Malaysia, then returned it to her. 

[blackpaopu]

on my way to learn how to draw the boys

[theslaybymic]

this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually

[tk40seven-deactivated20181215]

i love this so much

[colachampagnedad]

for all my quiet & reserved men going thru it i love u all

[queenstravelingdarling]

This!!!! Spread this message around. Crying is good!!!!

[theclearlydope]

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

[just-shower-thoughts]

So much time could be saved if people could just say “I don’t know” without the fear of being labelled as an idiot.

[miyku]

[his-shining-tears]

Rowlet & friends.

[babblingfishes]

Visit Original Link

(x)

@reblogsofacat​ The Deed Has Been Done

[yummyfoooooood]

Chilli Cheese Fries with Bacon

[guy]

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever I see someone handing in their test, I get worried because I’m not finished, but whenever I finish my test and notice that nobody else has handed theirs in, I get worried because I think I missed something or got something wrong.

[ternionbpd]

does anyone else have Some Thing that happened a while back that they get really upset/angry about and as far as that other person knows, that matter is ‘settled’. but thats not how it feels to you, it doesnt feel settled, that wasnt enough, and every so often you get severely depressed or a bout of rage over it and you want to Start Shit again.

[thebootydiaries]

a haiku about my emotions 

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[snowystater-blog]

bitty

[shitpost-senpai]

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

Technology always comes full circle.

[loremerchant]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[aujoule]

So I was linked this beautiful thing and I can’t handle how Gaius appears like such a serious intimidating character but is actually a stupid weirdo so I made these.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]