My Co-Founders Went To SXSW 2012 And All I Got Was This Lousy Blog Post
We're finally back in New York after a great couple days in Austin for SXSW Interactive 2012. The conference definitely exceeded our expectations on a number of fronts. We'll have a few more posts about what we learned and how it relates to our business here at Rallyverse (things that have us very excited), but we'll kick off our post-conference coverage with some musings on the conference itself and how to survive a couple days in Hipster Nerd Utopia.
(1) Dude, It's "South By"
It took us only a few minutes to figure out that we'd sound like total noobs if we took the time to actually say "South" "By" "South" "West" aloud. It's a busy conference filled with busy, high energy people. No one has time for those extra two syllables.
Also, one of the founders here at Rallyverse (who shall remain nameless) developed a nasty habit of then pronouncing "South By" with the lilt of a teenaged mallrat. This is not recommended. I mean, sure, you won't sound like a noob, but you will sound like a jerk.
(2) 5-Hour Energy, Aspirin and Motrin
South By is an endurance event. This was not a stroll-the-trade-floor-attend-one-party-and-slink-back-to-your-hotel kind of event. You need to be ready for a lean-forward, high-engagement environment. Besides having great comfortable shoes, you need to be physically ready for 12 hours on your feet, selling, being interesting and drinking. It turns out that it takes a lot of energy to make smalltalk with strangers for an entire day. If you work in advertising/ media, you're probably ready for this. To help you through you will need some caffiene (coffee for us, 5-Hour Energy if you're into that sort of thing), aspirin for the hangover and Motrin to keep the swelling in your feet down.
(3) Promiscuity That Won't Get You In Trouble
You're at a conference that is all about networking. You need to embrace that you (a) should and (b) will talk to dozens if not hundreds of strangers over the course of four days. Rest assured that everyone else is there for the same thing: either business or money or both (inasmuch as these are different things). Strangers will shamelessly approach and interrogate you. You'll do the same to them. So remember to be interesting but quick; if there isn't a good fit, exchange cards and pleasantries and move on. If there is fit, push for how you work together. Get details and follow up quickly either at the conference or right after. Also, there's no need to be anything but nice; if anything, South By should remind you just how small a world it can be -- no room for jerks.
(4) This Is A Young Person's Conference
Note 1-3, if you are approaching 40 or above, you will feel noticeably out of place. Don't worry -- embrace it! Inhale the energy and excitement of the event. Lean into the differences, and I think you'll be pleased to discover that a lot of the young people are just as interested in you (though some might just think you'll be able to fund them...or buy them beer).
(5) Don't Do Dinner. Or Lunch. Or Really Anything But Cocktail Party Snacks and Food Truck Vittles
Don't plan long dinners at South By -- just not worth it. Everyone is overbooked and has ten other parties they want to go to or crash. No one can afford to stay in one place for two hours. Plus, we have been walking, talking and drinking for the past six hours, if you make us sit down we may fall asleep. Don't sweat being hungry, though -- turns out you can make it all the way through your day subsisting exclusively on cocktail party snacks (I had a meal of an asparagus and french fries one day, no joke) or treats from food trucks (hello, Coreanos and MMMpanadas!)
(6) It Only Counts As Crashing If There's A Line
There are many many parties at South By. You will be invited to some of them. A friend or colleague will be invited to others (and will graciously help you enter). And then there will be the ones where you really don't know anyone at all, but "it's at a barbecue place and maybe they'll have awesome free barbecue -- whaddya say we go?" And you know what? So long as there's room inside, and you're bringing something to the table -- some energy and a positive, outgoing vibe -- there's going to be room for you there. Sure, there are uptight folks with clipboards lurking at some places, but for the most part, there was plenty of fun on offer.
(7) Don't Sweat The Hassles
From everything we've mentioned so far, it sure sounds like South By = Life Is Meadows At Last. Well of course it isn't perfect. You have to show up early if you want a seat for a session. It's hard to find a place to stay ($792/ night for the Super 8 Motel!). Your phone will definitely run out of juice. The wi-fi will be slow. It will be impossible to get a cab at times. But you know what? The good definitely outweighs the bad, and you quickly learn to work around the challenges. You show up a little earlier for sessions. You rent a chill house a few miles north of downtown on AirBNB. You don't fiddle aimlessly with your phone. You put your computer down and listen a bit more. And, in a pinch, you can just take the bus (Editor's note: I rode the Austin bus twice more this weekend than I did in the 18 months I actually lived in Austin).