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@ralph-is-falling
Yooooo
Sorry I'm like in and out of this account. There just isn't that much action and things going on here, while on my other rp blogs ( gxblxnn & cxgxrxttxsmxkx ) has been having a lot of action and stuff happening there.
So Yup. Sorry 'Bout That.
Percy Jackson AU or King/Queen AU por favore B)
King/Queen AUUUUUU
Ralph was always used to the royalty. The servants getting him whatever he desired, his parents getting the best possible teachers in all the land, his parents teaching him from right to wrong. You could say that it was all a person could ask for. But not for Ralph. Years went by and his parents became ill from a disease. No doctor could find the cure, and they both perished. On his own now, the blonde had no idea of what to do. His advisers suggested finding someone suitable to marry, so he just went along with that. It wasn’t very late that they had found one, and was coming towards the kingdom faster than he had expected. Hearing the guards tell him that they were finally here, he held his breath. All of his training led to this moment, and he prayed to god that he didn’t screw it up. Motioning the guards to open the door, he awaited for who his partner would be.
To say that Bill was nervous would be quite the understatement.
He figured it was perfectly well within his right to be anxious, however; not only was he meeting the person he may spend the rest of his life with, Bill was also carrying the weight of his kingdom’s fate on his shoulders. As heir to the throne, his actions had certain consequences; consequences that his grandfather, the current king, constantly warned him about ever since he could walk.
But surprisingly, Bill wasn’t too worried. At least, not about King Ralph. He’d heard a great deal about the lad, how he was fair and kind to his subjects, if a little absent-minded and passive. Of course, he’d also heard rumours that the king’s natural hair colour wasn’t blond and that he was a little too interested in horses, but Bill figured that those were made up by those who were jealous of him.
Steeling himself, Bill cleared his face of any nerves as the doors burst open. King Ralph did not disappoint; there was something about him that made Bill instantly want to prove himself to him.
Since first impressions were everything, Bill planned to elegantly stride in and impress the king with his poise and regal demeanour.
This all came to a head when Bill found himself stumbling over the edges of his cape right in front of King Ralph. A rosy flush rose to his cheeks as he immediately straightened himself up. A few metres behind him, one of his concerned escorts cried out, “Bill! Erm, your majesty, are you okay?”
"I’m fine, Rob," Bill called back on impulse, flashing a reassuring grin. His smile faltered as he realised that oh shit this wasn’t part of Etiquette 101, the royal trainers would surely have his head for his rudeness.
Bill cleared his throat, not wanting to lose what little respectabillity he had left. “I mean, thank you, noble sir, but I’m all right.”
He almost didn’t want to turn round, but keeping his back to the king would be even disrespectful. So Bill put on his most regally deferential expression as he faced Ralph and said, “Your Highness. I am Bill of Italia…” His mind went blank. (Fuck, what was I supposed to say?) "…it’s such an honor to meet y-you." (I sound like a shy high school girl talking to her crush…)
Well, this was certainly not what Ralph had expected, though, he didn't know what to expect. He had imagined this heir to be a female, not a male. The past suitors were females, so he would of only thought ...
This ... man, stumbling his way inside of the room made a small, faint smile tug at the corners of his lips. It was amusing in some sorts.
His turned to look at one of his advisors, him only giving him an i-have-no-idea-whats-happening look. Looks like this entrance wasn't planned.
The male turned back to the other, himself straightening his posture. With a clear of his throat, he began to return the others comment.
" It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Bill. " He bowed slightly, as a force of habit when meeting others of high stance such as himself. " I am Ralph of Conrus. "
Percy Jackson AU or King/Queen AU por favore B)
King/Queen AUUUUUU
Ralph was always used to the royalty. The servants getting him whatever he desired, his parents getting the best possible teachers in all the land, his parents teaching him from right to wrong. You could say that it was all a person could ask for. But not for Ralph. Years went by and his parents became ill from a disease. No doctor could find the cure, and they both perished. On his own now, the blonde had no idea of what to do. His advisers suggested finding someone suitable to marry, so he just went along with that. It wasn’t very late that they had found one, and was coming towards the kingdom faster than he had expected. Hearing the guards tell him that they were finally here, he held his breath. All of his training led to this moment, and he prayed to god that he didn’t screw it up. Motioning the guards to open the door, he awaited for who his partner would be.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Maurice gave a cheeky grin and bumped his shoulder against the other boy's. [[ hello, I hope you don't mind that I drop by!]]
Ralph’s orbs rolled as he stared at the other, a small smile forming on his lips.
" Hey Maurice. "
"Hey Ralph!" He exclaimed, chuckling. Maurice took a step back, his grin never faltering, "Long time to see, yeah? What’s up?"
" You can say the same old things. Nothings really changed. "
The male gave a shrug, sighing slightly before asking the other;
" How about you? "
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Maurice gave a cheeky grin and bumped his shoulder against the other boy's. [[ hello, I hope you don't mind that I drop by!]]
Ralph's orbs rolled as he stared at the other, a small smile forming on his lips. " Hey Maurice. "
"If your dream is alive, then one day it will come true."
— SNSD’s Seohyun.
Fight/Argument Sentence Starters
"Make me"
"Don't tempt me"
"I hate you"
"You are infuriating"
"Just shut up already"
"That doesn't even make sense"
"Bite me"
"Eat me"
"Kiss my ass"
"Just admit i'm right"
"Just admit you're wrong"
"You are being ridiculous"
"That's irrational"
"Listen to me"
"That's not what I meant and you know it"
"Don't yell at me"
"That's it. End of discussion"
"I don't believe you"
"Don't look at me like that"
"What's with that look?"
"Go away"
"Don't talk to me"
"Do you ever shut up?"
"You're such a loud mouth"
"You shouldn't have said that"
"Fuck you"
"Step on a lego"
"Get bent"
"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"
"It isn't up for debate"
"Don't question my orders"
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"
"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"
"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"
"That's mine"
"Give it back"
"Don't touch my stuff"
"That's not yours"
"Just leave already"
"The door is over there"
"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"
"I have my orders"
"You have your orders"
Send "Shut up." for my character's reaction to yours pushing them against the wall and kissing them.
”We are kings from the underground.”
”Take me home where my dreams are made of gold.”
”These walls are high, guarded by a statue.”
”I was born in fire.”
”This is not the end, it’s where I begin.”
”Every second we’re taking back the power.”
”Only run with those we can trust.”
”If...
Parents AU
Purge AU
Apocalypse AU
King/Queen AU
Pirate AU
Serial Kill AU
Codependent Siblings AU
Ghost AU
Possession AU
Prison AU
Student/Teacher
Hell AU
Heaven AU
Purgatory AU
Supernatural AU
Percy Jackson AU
Vampire Slayer AU
Massacre AU
Hallucinations AU
Detox AU
Seven...
Rent sentence pack
We begin on Christmas Eve.
Inside, it's freezing... Because we have no heat.
I say c'est la vie. So let her be a lesbian!
I'm writing one great song.
A wild night is now preordained.
I may be detained.
Two days ago I was dumped.
How we gunna pay?
Awh, you sound sad.
We're not gunna pay.
You okay, honey?
You're cute when you blush.
Where're you going?
Time flies. Time dies.
Got a light?
You're shivering.
What are you staring at?
You look familiar.
I think that I dropped my stash.
They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street. Is it true?
I'm old for my age.
I'm just born to be bad.
Today for you, tomorrow for me.
Hey! You bum! Yeah, you! Move over. Get your ass off that range rover.
I told her not to call you.
Can I help, since I'm here?
This is weird. Very weird. Fuckin' weird.
This is spooky.
I'm getting nauseous.
She cheated.
You know, I feel great now.
How do you feel today?
I'm a New Yorker; fear's my life!
Reason says I should have died three years ago.
What's the time? Well it's got to be close to midnight.
My body's talking to me. It says, 'Time for danger!'
Let's run away.
Take me out tonight.
I'll let you bite me.
Who do you think you are, barging in on me and my guitar?
The door is that way.
Looking for romance? Come back another day.
Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
Who the fuck do you think you are? I don't need no goddamn help.
Times are pretty shitty, but I'm pretty sure they can't get worse.
Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe.
Alone at last.
Are we a thing?
Live in my house. I'll be your shelter.
Just pay me back with 1,000 kisses.
Be my lover.
I know they meant it when they said you can't buy love.
'Merry' ain't in my vocabulary.
It's beginning to snow.
I do not deserve you.
It was bad. I got mad.
Let's go eat. I'll just get fat.
I should tell you...
Last night I had a dream!
I got to get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!
Moo with me.
No, please no. Not tonight. Please no.
Go to hell!
Bohemia is dead.
Mucho masturbation.
Viva la vie boheme!
Wine and beer!
I'd forgotten how to smile.
The cops are sweeping the lot.
The opposite of war isn't peace; it's creation.
How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?
Honey, I know you're there. Please pick up the phone. Are you okay?
There's hope. But just in case, I brought rope.
How'd you know we'd be here?
I'll drink to that.
I'm sorry.
Coming?
I'm fine. Go.
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
You were flirting with the woman in rubber!
There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!
Take me, baby, or leave me.
Be mine or don't waste my time.
Every night, who's in your bed?
That's it! The straw that breaks the camel's back! I quit, unless you take it back.
Without you, the earth turns, the sun burns; but I die without you.
Take me. Take me. Take me.
It was bad for me. Was it bad for you?
Sweet kisses I've got to spare.
I will cover you.
How did we get here? How the hell?
Who said I was talking to you?
Guys! Chill!
I can't believe this is goodbye.
Are you insane?
There's so much to care about.
Who are you to tell me what I know or what to do?
You live a lie!
Just came to say, Goodbye, Love.
Please don't touch me.
Understand, I'm scared.
It's like the Twilight Zone.
I quit!
I am not alone.
Please call.
Come help!
Don't waste your money on me.
Your eyes, as we said our goodbyes. Can't get them out of my mind.
How'd I let you slip away?
There's something I should have told you.
I have always loved you.
Turn around, girlfriend.
"Everything is a secret with you; why?" [ hi C: ]
"You wouldn’t understand." The boy sighed out, running his hand through his blonde locks. "It’s just… Easier." [ Hello!! :D ]
"Isn’t it?" Bill shot a sideways glance towards the other boy. He’d known the undercurrent of fatigue in Ralph’s voice like the back of his hand. "I mean, being vulnerable open with people… well, it’s not exactly a walk in the park if they know each and every little thing about you, yeah? Like, imagine if that hot bint you met last Saturday knew that you pissed the bed until the third grade? You’d never be able to score with that hanging over your heard.”
Bill knew his attempt to lighten the mood wasn’t the best one, but nevertheless, he hoped it would be effective.
Ralph gave the other an odd look. Why would he decide to bring all of this up now? First asking him why he's so secretive and then going off telling him how it's not good to be so open. It just confused the blonde. "Well," he began, "I guess it's a good thing that she didn't know about that." He stuffed his hands into his jean pockets.
"But just what are you trying to get at here, Bill?"
—i am no { н e r o }
no sᴀᴠɪᴏʀ;;
i am ɴoтнιɴɢ.
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sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ
ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ
ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ
вυт dιdɴ’т
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((you all better love this simonmun and i have labored over this for god only knows how long…
Lyrics: Four, tres, two, uno
[Roger] Listen up you all, ‘cause this is it The pig that Jack’s roastin’ is delicious
[Jack] Jackalicious definition make them boys go crazy They’re scared of the beast so they’re comin’ to me call me chief You can see me, you can’t squeeze me. I ain’t meanie, I’m a chiefy I got reasons why I tease him. Simon comes and goes like seasons.
Jackalicious (so delicious) And I am victorious. And if you heard Ralph’s still Chief, Well honey that’s fictitious. I give kisses (mmmwwahhh) That bring those boys to Castle Rock. And Simon’s faintin’ all the time like ‘Jack will you be mine’ (four, tres, two, uno)
Super vicious (it’s hot, hot) Super vicious (You know that I can sing C sharp) Super vicious (I wanna hunt and never stop) I’m Jackalicious (ch- ch- ch- ch- ch- chiefy chiefy)
Jackalicious def-, Jackalicious def-, Jackalicious def- [“def” is echoing] Jackalicious definition make that boy go batty. He claims he’s not in my tribe But he’s comin’ here like nightly I’m the M to the E, double R, I, D, E, W And Ralph if you are listening then this one is for you.
I’m Jackalicious (so delicious) My hunting is vicious I be out in the woods just lookin’ for some dinner I’m the winner (Roger: hell yeah) I ‘ve enough meat for e’ry honey While Ralph’s tribe sits around, bein’ dumb and goin hungry (four, tres, two, uno)
Super vicious (I’m hot, hot) Super vicious (You know that I can sing C sharp) Super vicious(I wanna hunt and never stop) Jackalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
Simon, Simon, Simon If you really want me, Baby grow a backbone Join my tribe and then we’ll see We can cuddle, cuddle Go to sleep together I’ll sing so good for you Do you even have choose.
[Roger] C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the, to the, to the, hit it Jackie
[Jack] All the time I turn around littluns gather round Always ask me questions always ask me ‘bout Si I just wanna say it now, I aint tryin to round up drama lil Ralphie I don’t wanna steal your guy And I know I’m comin off just a lil bit full of me And I keep on repeatin how Simon wants to love me But I’m tryin to cry That I shouldnt be treated like the bad guy 'Cause they say he…
Delicious (so delicious) And I am victorious And if you heard Ralph’s still Chief When honey that’s fictitious I give kisses (mmmwwahhh) That bring Ralph’s boys to Castle Rock Ralph don’t know what to do, he’s singing ‘Jack can I be you?’ (you, you, you)
Four, tres, two, uno. My hunting is vicious I be out in the woods just lookin’ for some dinner I’m the winner (Roger: hell yeah). I’ve enough meat for e’ry honey While Ralph’s tribe sits around bein’ dumb and goin’ hungry (four, tres, two, uno)
Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief) Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief) Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief) I’m Jackalicious, c- c- c- c- c- c- c- C-sharp, C-sharp I’m super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief) Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief) Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief) I’m Jackalicious, c- c- c- c- c- c- c- C-sharp, C-sharp
[Roger] C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno) C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno) C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the…..))
"Everything is a secret with you; why?" [ hi C: ]
"You wouldn’t understand." The boy sighed out, running his hand through his blonde locks. "It’s just… Easier." [ Hello!! :D ]
SPIT IT OUT!
5.I really need to pee.
"Ralph…I really need to pee." he whined at the older boy. He felt like he was gonna blow any minute now.
"You have to go now?" Ralph asked. It was the opening of the movie they’ve both wanted to see since forever, and they were just about to allow people to enter the cinema. "Can you hold it?"
Percy didn’t want to make Ralph upset, he hated it when people were upset. “Um…I can try…” he said starting to bounce up and down hoping it would help.
"If you could wait until we get seats," Ralph started saying, "then we can both go to the bathroom. But if we leave the line now, our spots will be gone."
