Lobelia Bracegirdle

[tolkienpressure]

Tolkien Pressure 168/200

[bloodrock-lobster]

Character: [doesnt have any dialogue. Barely ever seen in source material & fanworks. Has minimal, if any, provided backstory]

Me, pushing aside fan faves: HEY. YOU THERE. hEy . T H E R E. Hey, you there, i see you over there, i want u to c omE HERE

[thesummerbloom]

@ringwinning

“Weeds.” A single tisk was given as she reached to pluck the seeded dandelion. She twirled the steam between her forefinger and thumb before addressing the so-called gardener Baggins himself.

“Honestly, how could you let a respectful home endure being surrounded by an unkempt garden?” She couldn’t hold back the upward twitch of a smile, anticipating his retort. The ire she could generate from Bilbo was truly her favorite pass time. No one could match her in a bickering like he did.

[tlotrgifs]

[lotrlorien]

middle-earth meme  [1/4 objects/things]  ➳ flowers/plants “Tolkien created a natural environment that is also home to ‘supernatural’ beings and elements.”

[mithrilbikini]

dealing with nosy neighbors like

[thesummerbloom]

((If I revived this blog, would anyone be interested in rp?))

[airagorncharda]

I read a fic where Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was three dimensional and I fell in love

[thesummerbloom]

Rude Starters

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"

[thesummerbloom]

The Sackville-Bagginses: Bilbo, open this door right now

Bilbo: ✔️ Seen 12:23pm

[frrodos-deactivated20160102]

middle-earth meme ★ [2/3 races]

[fancyfendi]

The nicer you are the more beautiful you become

[kalopsiluna]

False hope was the worst thing that you ever gave me

(via samvasquez-blog)

[thesummerbloom]

Gareth Emery RP Sentence Starters

When the sky falls down, you'll find me next to you.

I'm going stand right here and wait for your voice.

When the world's at war, you know we got no choice.

Hear the sound of the world on fire?

I will be your shield and I'll keep you safe.

When you know you can't make it on your own, I will be your soldier.

How many did I have tonight?

Looking at the wreckage anyone would guess that all inside had died.

It's a miracle that I'm still here.

Knew that I adored you the moment I saw you just terrified.

Though we're dying slowly, I just want you to hold me.

If I don't die lying in the rain and I live another day, then I'd run to you.

No, I didn't do the things that they all said that I would do.

I just closed my eyes and all I saw was you.

Escape the shadows.

Slip these chains of flesh and bones.

This is the place that we call home.

When there's nowhere left to run, run with me.

When it's all that you've become, set it free.

Let this moment be a sanctuary.

[thesummerbloom]

Boom Clap RP Sentence Starters

You're picture perfect blue sunbathing on the moon

First kiss just like a drug

You take me over

You're the magic in my veins

This must be love

No silver or no gold could dress me up so good

You're the glitter in the darkness of my world

Just tell me what to do

I'll fall right into you

Going under cast a spell just say the word

I feel your love

You are the light and I will follow

You let me lose my shadow

You are the sun the glowing halo

You keep me burning up with all of your love

[memesforu-blog]

Love Sentence Starters (Pt. 1)

"I loved you then and I love you now."

"Don’t go… please."

"You mean the world to me."

"I would literally do anything for you." 

"I just want you to be happy. That’s it."

"Choose me." 

"Don’t give up on us." 

"Stop acting like you don’t love me. We both know that’s a lie."

"Love means never having to say you’re sorry. But I’d like an apology anyway."

"Could you really just walk away from us? Just like that?" 

"Why didn’t you say goodbye?"

"I had a dream about you last night." 

"Yeah, I admit it. I’m jealous as hell. We both know that he/she wants you."

"Why can’t this be easy anymore… like it used to be?"

"You’re not the person that I fell in love with."

"I’m not letting you got that easily."

"I’ll fight for us. Even if you won’t." 

"Stop lying to yourself and admit that there’s something here."

"I don’t believe that for a second. You felt it too."

"I planned something special for our anniversary."

"I never stopped loving you. There. I said it."

[thethiefoftheshire-moved]

"Well, unless you can somehow magically bring back the dead, there’s not much you can do-!” She took a deep breath, shutting her eyes tightly for a moment. “There’s—nothing you..or..anyone..can do.”

[thesummerbloom]

He paused for a moment before turning back to face her. After listening to her struggle to speak, he went right up to her and held both of her shoulders. He was afraid she may collapse right then and there.

"I'm sorry." He muttered before pulling her into a gentle embrace. Laburnum actually sounded sincere for once, a side he rarely ever shows.