Jalph Feels

My LOTF blog where I express my love for this terrifying book. Seriously though fucking Roger man

[goldcrescent]

can we take a second to ponder on the fact that a kids movie did lady armor better than the entire film and comic industry

guess who i’m talking about

did you guess? Well you’re fucking WRONG because it’s Susan goddamn Pevensie

They gave her light armor, appropriate for a small archer:chainmail, an arm brace, chest plate, and a light skirt she can easily run around murderizing dudes in the face in

her hair is also only loose in the promo pictures because Susan is fucking busy not dying because her hair was flying into her eyeballs so she braids that shit back

her mail shirt is also loose enough that it doesn’t impede her arm movements it’s almost like she’s dressed for a fight wow

I like the pinks and purples under her bitchin as hell leather armor here, because you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face

[speardhead]

did??tumblr user ralmons finally draw ralmon???

[rogertastic]

I made a tiny little thing.

[rogertastic]

he’s so into me

btw and I quote: “the shadows on your face represent your evilness” and “you draw me way prettier than I actually am”

[rogertastic]

high school AU Roger headcanons: he’s quiet, not unpopular though (he has a few friends like Jack and Simon but prefers to hang out by himself). He actually gets really good grades, but unlike Ralph, he doesn’t flaunt it in Jack’s face. He likes art and writing, but the stuff he creates is usually pretty disturbing. He’s not too tall, has unkempt black hair and dark brown eyes. He’s good at music too – he plays several instruments but doesn’t like performing much. He’s easily offended, but unlike Jack, doesn’t bite back but keeps it in the back of his mind and broods in the corner. He likes emo music but it has to be something he can sing along to (he’s in choir, after all). His favorite songs are songs he can relate too (and songs he can cry to in his room after the day Simon says jokingly, in a conversation about hot guys in their class, that Roger’s not his type.)

[nighttimecarousel]

Messy Rogermon doodle! That’s ice cream in Si’s hand by the way

[hunter-maurice-deactivated20160]

Lik if u cri everytim Btw 1st picture Is just roge hallucinating

[rogertastic]

to be fair it was advice from Piggy, of all people.

[hunter-maurice-deactivated20160]

These two need more art

[trashparadisse]

can you summarize the lotf pairs kissin pretty plsss but with actual gay gifs plss

well of course I would do it with actual gay gifs there is no other option

so it took me a while to find some really fitting ones for the pairs and how they would kiss but I did find them and

jalph

rogermon

ralmon

rogice

jager when tryin to get rid of the police lmao

[misguidedboy-deactivated2016122]

[hunter-maurice-deactivated20160]

PLS FOLLOW MY HOMBOI GUYZ HE REMADE BUT HIS EDITS R ON FIRE

[brutaleye]

headcanons i wrote at 4 am + character sketches

[lordofdafliez]

Here’s Tom Chapin now, fuckin months of deep searching to find these when all I had to do was search for his wife all along, his Facebook is hidden that’s why nothing came up except his address and work when I searched. His wife is Mexican too so are his children, finally photos of him now. Sunglasses photos dated 2014. Smiling photo dated 2015. Btw his middle name is Scott not Kathleen that’s his wife’s name lmao

[darknessofjalph]

someone needs to draw jack trying to impress ralph with this ridiculous outfit

[ralph-merridew]

Hi lotf fans or anyone else who happens to stumble across this post, for my year 12 society and culture class I have to get 100 people to do my questionnaire on perceptions of bisexuality and right now I’m up to 58 people so if anyone reading this could do my questionnaire I would be extremely grateful. There’s only 15 questions so I promise it won’t take you very long at all. Here’s the link if you want to do it: http://goo.gl/forms/fkpdkXHDFi

That’s all enjoy your day ^_^

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[sinnamonralph]

jack merridew’s face needs to be edited onto this